Last week and the week before I mentioned my nominations for Best Non-Sex Actor and Best Comedy for Stood Up - my porno from Vivid. I planned to bring the whole crew out but AVN didn’t want Richard Christy and Benji on stage. Everyone was afraid that they’d do “something crazy” and since the whole thing is going to be on Showtime this year I guess everyone was trying to cover their asses.
Maybe I’ll do something crazy, I don’t think it is but a lot of people might be shocked haha. Look out - you heard it from me first.
Stern was a little pissed because he’s stood up for the porn industry all these years and now they were giving his guys the cold shoulder. Paul Fishborn heard us talking about it on-air and called into the show. He agreed to have all of us at the awards and invited Artie Lange to come down as well. So now me, Artie, Benji, Richard Christy and Howard TV will be in Vegas for a few days full of debauchery in Vegas.
I could use an award; some sort of recognition for all I endure. Even as I type this there’re 10 Mexicans sealing me into my ex-wife’s basement. She’s having work done to the house. Just in time - I’m moving out.
Come April I should be settled into my swank, new pad with Christine; my girlfriend. Finally I’ll have a little fucking peace and happiness. My life in the basement has been pretty pathetic and depressing. I recently took over as head writer for the Kidd Chris Show but it’s impossible to get any work done here. The Lexapro and Xanax have been working good to keep me focused but my doctor yelled cause I was taking too much. I told him I quit drinking so it all evens out.
I guess the real reason I’m on edge is we’re so close to the grand opening of my Comedy Club in Levittown, Pa on December 28th and 29th. Pat House and Jim Florentine are on board too. You can get a list of upcoming shows on my site. I’m off this weekend so I’m just gonna hang in with my son. New Year’s Eve I’m doing the Tower Theater in Philly with Artie Lange. Get your tickets now.
Tip of the Week - Watch out for Mexicans with nail guns.
-The Reverend Bob Levy
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