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How much does it suck being a Macaque?

Adam Schleichkorn Thursday, January 3, 2008
Apparently it sucks a lot. Yahoo's Odd News released a story yesterday titled Cost of coitus: Male monkeys pay for sex, which says that "male macaques pay for intercourse by using grooming as a currency". I thought that wild animals had it made when it comes to their sex lives, but it seems like they're getting just as much crap as guys do to get laid.
It's not fair to say they're paying for sex though, this is their equivalent to dinner and a movie. Do we say we're paying when we take a girl out to dinner or buy them a gift? Either way those poor Macaques don't have it as easy as most wild animals. Thank goodness we had Michael Gumer of Nanyang Technological University; he made the discovery in a 20-month investigation into 50 long-tailed macaques in Kalimantan Tengah, Indonesia. I heard that the word in the jungle though is that the Macaques felt much better once they saw how much of a loser Gumer was.

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