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DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Reverend Bob Levy Tuesday, February 19, 2008
I missed you guys last week. That’s bullshit - I was all over the country having the time of my life.

Last Monday and Tuesday I was guest hosting for Ferrall on Howard 101. I was going to be in New York anyway, sitting in on Stern, so me and the guys from Miserable Men lept at the chance to prove ourselves in a four hour prime time slot.

So, after doing our two hour show on Sunday I came back to Philly, spent Monday with my son, grabbed my fiancee, Christine, and headed back to the hotel in NYC. Tuesday morning we did Stern - they brought Christine on and quizzed me on how well I knew her and her family. Since we’re getting married I guess everyone in the studio thought it would be nice to start a fight between us. I got 4 out of 7 which is better than half bad. Unfortunately I got her eye color wrong. I was honest though, I spend all my time staring at her ass I have no idea what her eyes look like.

After the show we headed to the Wrap Up Show with John and Gary then back to the hotel for a nap before we had to do Miserable Men from 8-12 that night. I’m very pleased, we killed both nights and the phones were lit up the whole time. Like I told the guys before, this is the major league, this is our chance and if we fuck up, we don’t belong there. Everything went off without a hitch, though. We have a strong team and the future looks bright. Ferall is an awesome guy for letting us cover for him.

Went home Wednesday, high on life cause I’m clean otherwise, and squeezed in quality time with my boy watching scary movies.

Thursday I had to pick up Beetlejuice and fly out to Washington for shows. While on the plane they gave us crackers and I bit into the bag to open it and my front cap split in half. So I took it and put in my pill bottle, thank God I didn’t try to swallow it.

I was flipping out because I couldn’t go on stage like that, we tried to find a Dentist the next morning but couldn’t get in. The promoter went out and came back with Polident and I screamed at him that it was for old people and to get the fuck out of my room. It wouldn’t hold the tooth in place and I was afraid the tooth would fall out while I was eating ass on stage, there’s nothing more embarrassing than losing your tooth in a fat chick’s ass. So I sent him out to buy Crazy Glue, the glue held the tooth for 4 hours before it fell off again, so I had to run up to the dressing room before the show and glue it in place again, I almost glued my finger to my mouth.

Seattle and Portland were a blast. The fans out there are phenomenal. When I did the blue cheese bit in Portland 3 girls came up, one had to almost be hoisted up by a crane she was so big. When she came up I told Beetle that she was his but Shuli kept trying to push in front.

All in all it was a great time, we flew home Sunday morning and went to straight to Miserable Men, again that night. I had to host the show because Shuli stayed out in Portland, I’m not sure if he was visiting his family or if that fat chick ate him.

Monday morning set the alarm for 5:15 AM to do Kidd Chris, but we overslept and my fiance woke me up at 7 AM. I finally have a few days off and I’ll be seeing the Dentist before my shows this weekend in Baltimore and Pittman, NJ.

Tip of the week- If you’re a fat chick and your boyfriend doesn’t eat your ass, please don’t think I want to eat it. Stay in the audience or by the concession stand where you belong and let the hot chicks come on stage.

-The Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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