Last weekend I did shows at my comedy club (Levy’s Comedy Club) with me, Shuli and Riley Martin. It was packed both nights. Riley told me he was going to be there at 4:00 but he didn’t get there until 7:30, he said he got lost and saw signs for Connecticut. I guess his spaceship doesn’t have GPS. Luckily he made it on time and we had a great show despite the fact Riley wasn’t feeling well.
He said he had food poisoning from KFC, what are the odds of that? The next morning we all breakfast, Riley was there and it seemed like since the bar was open he would have “food poisoning” all day long. Later that I afternoon I took a nap and woke up to find out Riley was still at the bar and his “food poisoning” had gotten worse, causing him to fall of the bar stool and then head butting someone. I was a little worried about the show so I drank a couple beers, which I haven’t done since October and I finally felt like a man again.
So after Shuli and I went up, Riley went up even though he had full blown “food poisoning” and to be assisted on and off the stage, which you can see on Howard TV On Demand right now. This weekend we headed to Tempe, Arizona. Me and Beet took a flight together, for some reason he always gets the window seat and I get the middle seat, so I trick him and tell him the A seat is in the middle and the B seat is the window. He looked at me and said, “I know that, mother fucker”.
He can eat a lot, before we got on the plane we both had a double cheeseburger, fries and a soda then we went to wait for the plane and he got up and got BBQ ribs from the Chinese place at Newark, ate all of that and on the plane he ate the dinner Continental served. For a man that’s only 3 feet tall and only has 4 teeth, he sure can eat a lot. We headed to the show on Friday and my tooth was really fucked up, the pain was unbearable. I took at Motrin 800 and nothing was working so I had a few beers, did the show, went back to my room and jerked off until I fell asleep.
Then Saturday Beetle went out with our promoter Sequoia to hand out show fliers. Beet came back with a big garbage bag wrapped around his arm, it looked like someone tried to throw him out. Then he told us he got a tattoo on the inside of his forearm of Howard Stern, it looks really great but we told him that Howard isn’t black. Beet said, “He’s not black, I’m not black I’m Italian, I’m tan mother fucker”. So we finished up the shows there and headed home, we had a 6 AM flight on Sunday. Beetle came down at 4 AM and asked why we had to leave so early. I told him our plane leaves at 6 and he said it was already 8:30. I knew this was a no win situation so we just got in the cab and headed to the airport.
After dropping Beet off, I headed to the city to do Miserable Men on H101 and welcomed our new sponsor, HotMovies.com, they now sponsor Bob’s News on the show. We will be filling in for Ferrall this Thursday from 8-12 on Howard 101, so don’t forget to check it out.
Also, the new episode of our original series "The Promoter" is up. Check it out for some great behind the scenes footage of us on the road.
See you all next week, have fun fuckers.
-The Reverend Bob Levy
You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.
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