Let’s go back a couple weeks… I got in a little trouble with the Stern show a couple weeks ago. We were filling in for Ferrall on a Monday night and I went into my rant about being pissed off about being turned down from the show. I ended up saying, “Fuck Gary”. The next morning Gary and Howard tore me a new asshole, I’ve never taken a beating like that on the radio before, but I totally deserved it.
The great thing about the Howard Stern Show is, when they kick your ass they really kick your ass. After I hung up my asshole felt like I’d been raped by the New York Knicks after their 10th straight loss. After that I realized how much I love them and how great they are, if they can make a grown man crawl into a corner and wish he was dead.
God do I love those guys.
Everything has worked out and we’re back to where we were, so I’m happy about that.
After the wedding today we have to drive 7 hours back to Jersey so I can be at Newark airport tomorrow afternoon to go to Dallas with Colin Quinn and Artie Lange. I’m meeting Colin at the airport and we’ll be heading down together to do some radio and TV interviews on Friday morning. We have a big show in Dallas on Friday, it’s on Reverend Bob Levy and Saturday Colin and I are doing Levy’s Comedy Club in Levittown PA. I’m sure there will be some good stories this Sunday on Miserable Men, make sure you tune in to hear all the listeners busting my balls for getting married.
I need to go take a shower, I haven’t taken a shower in 2 days, I can smell my asshole from here. Also, I start my Blog TV radio show on Monday from 6-7 Eastern on Blog TV.
Talk to you guys next week. Have fun, fuckers.
You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.
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