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DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Reverend Bob Levy
Anyone who listens to my show on Howard 101; Miserable Men, already knows that I like to think about your chick while I jerk-off. That’s right, when you introduce me to your girlfriend, wife or sister you can assume that I’ll be spanking it to a mental image of her that very night.

Your women - all women - are masturbation fodder for me. It’s a bit creepy, I know, but it’s true.

This weekend I performed at Uncle Vinny’s Comedy Club, where they have the best food and the youngest, hottest waitresses. After a killer set on Saturday I met these two lovely bar rats. They wanted a threesome but I turned them down; either I’m really in love or just too old cause I’d rather satisfy myself alone than worry about disappointing two women.

I told Howard Stern as much on Monday when I swung by the show. I jerk-off to his producer, Robin Quivers, and his fianncee , Beth Ostrosky. Sometimes at the same time. Sometimes one after the other. Howard understands. He chalks the honesty up to my new found sobriety - month and a half without a drink. I think it has more to do with the Lexapro and Colonazepam I’ve been swallowing by the fist full.

We talked about what a mess I was and how drunk I would get. In the middle of this I realized I haven’t fucked a fat chick since i stopped drinking. I’ll still jerk off to a fatty if you happen to go out with her though.

While I was in the studio they had me face off against two Polish chicks in a spelling-bee. If these two girls didn’t have their looks they’d be in a bread line somewhere. I lost, but who cares, I ended up beating my meat to them too.

When I got back to Philly I jerked off so hard a pillow fell off my futon, which I sleep on in my ex-wife’s basement, and landed on the space heater where it almost started a fire. Scary shit, one minute I’m choking my chicken and the next I’m just choking.

Tip of the week- Women only wanna fuck you when you’re in a relationship, so bring a decoy or wear a ring and trick them -OR- take a mental photograph and save for wanking at a later date.

Next Week: Hollywood!

-Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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