Fence Plowing

The short version of the infamous original fence plowing clip that made national news. - Hidden Track TV

Basketball in the Face...Stolen!

This jerkoff named Neil stole our video of our boy getting hit in the face with a basketball during a Huntington league game. He uploaded it to Myspace Videos, and now it's a featured video linking back to his page! This video has been on Hidden Track TV's page (myspace.com/hiddentracktv) and also has been featured under our name on Youtube, Break, and Stupidvideos.com


It's re-titled "Basketball Headshot", and this punk even adds this in the description...
Be sure to check out all my other cool videos and hit Subscribe!
You can add me to your friends if you want too =]

Check it out HERE and add a comment saying that this video is owned by Hidden Track TV!!!! You'll see it on your "Home" page too, it's the number 2 most viewed video on the Myspace Charts Today!

Yak Ballz and Peter Toh - Interview

Yak Ballz and Peter Toh talk about their history and collaborating on the track "A Billion Ways" for Yak's upcoming album, Scifentology II, coming out January 29th on Flospot Records. Subscribe to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and youtube.com/hiddentracktv

The Killers of Comedy go to Chippendales

The whole Killers of Comedy crew follow Beetlejuice's lead, and go to Chippendales. With The Reverend Bob Levy, Jim Florentine, Shuli, Sal the Stockbroker, and Richard Christy.

A Quick Cheesing

Intense, Fast-Paced Cheese to the Face.

Peter Toh - Wildlife Preview

The first official glimpse into "Wildlife", the debut full-length studio album by Peter Toh, coming in 2008. The title of this track is called "Heroes" and you can hear the full version on Peter's Myspace Page at myspace.com/petertohmusic

"We all have super powers. We can use them save the world, or we can use them to destroy it. This was inspired by the relentless polarization of good and evil, the unheard cries of the truth under all of the propaganda, and the seemingly super human ability to betray even your closest family member." - PT

Music For Your Videos Part 2

Go to youtube.com/musicforyourvideos
for Music that You can Legally Use in Your Videos! Music for this video titled "Shoes of a Beast" by Peter Toh, starring Lulu the Drama Prairie Cat.
We have a bunch of songs available already by...

Peter Toh
D.O.T.
Yak Ballz
The Braves ft. Canibus
Chris Glover
Coma
The Sleeping Revolt
Mourning Hour
Altered Beast
Yer Mom
Gizzards
The Downtown Strutters
3 Days Later
The Yucks
And Many More Coming Soon!

Erin Cupcake Punches Dude In The Face

Erin Cupcake Punches Dude In The Face on tour with Yak Ballz. Look out for Scifentology II coming out January 29th. Go to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and Click Subscribe.

DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

It’s that time of the year. No, not Christmas - fuck Christmas, everybody is talking about that shit - I’m talking about AVN.

Last week and the week before I mentioned my nominations for Best Non-Sex Actor and Best Comedy for Stood Up - my porno from Vivid. I planned to bring the whole crew out but AVN didn’t want Richard Christy and Benji on stage. Everyone was afraid that they’d do “something crazy” and since the whole thing is going to be on Showtime this year I guess everyone was trying to cover their asses.

Maybe I’ll do something crazy, I don’t think it is but a lot of people might be shocked haha. Look out - you heard it from me first.

Stern was a little pissed because he’s stood up for the porn industry all these years and now they were giving his guys the cold shoulder. Paul Fishborn heard us talking about it on-air and called into the show. He agreed to have all of us at the awards and invited Artie Lange to come down as well. So now me, Artie, Benji, Richard Christy and Howard TV will be in Vegas for a few days full of debauchery in Vegas.

I could use an award; some sort of recognition for all I endure. Even as I type this there’re 10 Mexicans sealing me into my ex-wife’s basement. She’s having work done to the house. Just in time - I’m moving out.

Come April I should be settled into my swank, new pad with Christine; my girlfriend. Finally I’ll have a little fucking peace and happiness. My life in the basement has been pretty pathetic and depressing. I recently took over as head writer for the Kidd Chris Show but it’s impossible to get any work done here. The Lexapro and Xanax have been working good to keep me focused but my doctor yelled cause I was taking too much. I told him I quit drinking so it all evens out.

I guess the real reason I’m on edge is we’re so close to the grand opening of my Comedy Club in Levittown, Pa on December 28th and 29th. Pat House and Jim Florentine are on board too. You can get a list of upcoming shows on my site. I’m off this weekend so I’m just gonna hang in with my son. New Year’s Eve I’m doing the Tower Theater in Philly with Artie Lange. Get your tickets now.

Tip of the Week - Watch out for Mexicans with nail guns.

-The Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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Bob Levy Yells at Richard Christy

The Reverend Bob Levy yelling at Richard Christy backstage on the Killers of Comedy Tour about payment for the show. Go to youtube.com/killersofcomedy and click subscribe.

Beetlejuice Talks About Killing Women

Beetlejuice talks about the women he killed with Shuli and Bob Levy in Boston. Go to youtube.com/killersofcomedy and Click Subscribe!

Top 10 Chuck Norris Jokes

10. If Chuck Norris went to another planet, the atmosphere would adapt to him.

9. Chuck Norris' nationality is Chuck Norris.

8. Chuck Norris is bi-sexual. He doesn't like dudes or anything, he just counts as a third gender.

7. Chuck Norris is not a sports fan. Sports is a Chuck Norris fan.

6. Chuck Norris is so intense, heroin made him hyper.

5. Chuck Norris modeled his entire fighting style after Chuck Norris.

4. There are now festivals where bands gather to see Chuck Norris.

3. When Chuck Norris was a baby, he nursed his mother.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't have to try to come up with Chuck Norris jokes, he instead forces idiots on the web to do so.

1. When Chuck Norris' wife ruined dinner, he kicked her in the face.

DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Just when you think things can’t get any worse - you wake up in Cleveland.

When it started I was supposed to fly to Vegas on my own dime for the AVN Awards but thanks to Howard 100 News Staff and the interview they did with me Vivid is going to fit the bill. The owner heard about the whole sorry situation and said it was ridiculous. He insisted on getting me flown out there since I am up for 2 awards under his studio.

Now, just as things start to go my way my ex-wife and my girlfriend teamed up against me. I was talking to Christine on the phone and the ex-wife heard me going off on her a little so she came down yelling. Now I’m getting it in both ears like a Thai School Girl and Chrissy says, “Put her on.” I was like oh shit here we go but they were actually civil for like an hour and a half - making peace on the only thing they can get together on: making me miserable.

All this really drives the point home that I’m stuck in my ex’s basement. She says I can leave anytime I want and get a place with her new best-fucking-friend; my girlfriend, but she needs $3,900 a month to survive… ouch. Well, we have a kid so I would never do anything that would affect him badly. I told her; if she’s so eager to get rid of me she should get a job but she went off on me. “I’m used to a certain lifestyle” Yeah so am I; living in the fucking basement with the rest of the useless molds and fungi.

Mother fucker.

I can’t fucking win.

So I bailed for the only place worse than the rest of my life; Cleveland. I met Mike Morse, Scott the Engineer and Artie Lange there for breakfast before a fun, Friday Night gig… yeah right.

They stuck me in a big red limo and drove me around that armpit city until we found a hotel with just the right amount of cock roaches. Saw some fans, took some pics and we relaxed for a while. Christine came out for this one too, we hung out for a minute before heading over to the theater, which was actually a really nice venue.

I saw the crowd coming in and most of the people were cool but some of these people were super fucked up and drunk already. They make these shows into a tailgating party, I can respect that. I had a bad feeling about this night since they had all these old ladies in red jackets seating people. I knew they had no clue what they were in for. The crowd was drunk and just yelling stupid shit - being loud just to be noticed - ruined the show.

Hey, dip shits, no one put out for the two drink minimum to hear you slur something about shit and tits. That’s what I’m here for.

Fuck you, Cleveland.

Next morning when my girlfriend and I were checking out there were fans from the show from Canada, Upstate NY and Detroit and they were like we loved the show even with those assholes in the crowd. They wondered why the people from Cleveland were so angry and I said just look around. I mean, Cleveland’s so bad it makes me feel better about my own life.

Before we could skip out of that toothless town Christine bought me an early Christmas Present, leather jacket - I love it - I think she just wanted to clean me up a little. See her parents are out there and I was going to meet them for the first time. I got nervous all of a sudden and threw up on myself - hahaha - I’m such a cunt.

Now I’m back in this freezing, cold basement writing for you fuckers and cutting checks to my ex. I’m dreaming of warm sunny days in Vegas, surrounded by porn stars and liquor. I should start working on my acceptance speech…

“Thanks for jerking off to a movie with my face on the cover.”

Tip Of The Week- Fuck Cleveland.

-The Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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Ferocious Cat

Another attempt by Mylo the Cat to upstage his sister Lulu, the Drama Prairie Cat. He is not your typical house cat.

New Track by Yak Ballz

New Song added to his myspace page (myspace.com/yakballz) called "YBTV" (produced by Mondee) from the upcoming Scifentology II LP dropping January 29th '08 on FloSpot Records.

Yak Ballz - Making of Scifentology II (Part 3)

A behind the scenes look into the making of Scifentology II by Yak Ballz, available January 29th on Flospot Records. Go to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and Click Subscribe.

Bob Levy on Stage in Akron

The Reverend Bob Levy mixes it up with the crowd on stage in Akron, on the Killers of Comedy Tour.

Yak Ballz TV

The official preview for Yak Ballz TV...Go to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and Click Subscribe!

Yak Ballz Interview

Yak Ballz interviewed by Nasty Vaz of http://endlesslybreakingatoms.blogspot.com about the upcoming release of Scifentology II on January 29th, 2008. Go to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and Click Subscribe.

Another One from We Wore Masks

These dudes rule, and are some of the few who fully understands what myself and Hidden Track are trying to do. I can't thank them enough for the posts, so hopefully reposting it here, and all our other blogs will get them some more much-deserved traffic. Be sure to check out their blog at http://weworemasks.blogspot.com becuase they update pretty frequently, and they really do post some cool stuff...

Here's the post, which you can also go to directly HERE



so in case we didn't make it obvious before, we love peter toh. i honestly believe dude's doing something new and different in underground music (and being the tastemaker i am, i'm pretty sure i'm right). i also think that's why the masses haven't caught on yet. well, they will.. or they'll be missing out. make sure you don't miss out, and check out his new track (called "heroes") he posted last week on his myspace page. it's got so much soul, i'm pretty sure you'll run out of your front door and grind on the first person you see. he also posted a blog entry and bulletin post about us, which we pretty much screamed like little girls about. GET EM TOH.

Bob Levy Mispronounces More Words

Shuli, Sal the Stockbroker, and Richard Christy try to get Bob Levy to pronounce quesedilla, robotussin, and two feets backstage at the Killers of Comedy Tour. Subscribe to youtube.com/killersofcomedy.

Upcoming Shows

January, 4 2008 - 8:00P - Avalon Sacramento
805 15th Street
Sacramento , CA
For tickets go to
cleanboxentertainment.com

January, 5 20078 - 7:00P - The Great American Music
Hall in San Fransisco
859 O'Farrell Street
San Francisco , CA
For tickets go to cleanboxentertainment.com

If Itunes Was the Only Music Store In the World

Since Apple's Itunes and Ipod combination is the music biz's leader of digital music shopping, what would happen if they introduced label owned Ipods? They would be just like a membership card. Any label could buy a place in the Label-pod catalogue. A music fan could go into a store and buy an ipod pre-loaded with the whole entire current (current year) catalogue of that label or multiple labels. You can't remove the media from the ipod. You could view or listen to the media on the ipod through your TV and home stereo. Someone would still be there to hack or record the audio from the audio outputs into a computer to share the file, but the files pre-installed would have special features such as included linked video and communication with label through internet. It would also have update capabilities so that when connected to the web through the Itunes store the label could supply owners with new releases, bonus songs, album artwork etc. If you wanted to get another label on your ipod you would "activate" a membership to that label by attaching your ipod to computer or internet and paying the fee. The media would then be transfered directly to your ipod.

The labels could set their own prices for their catalogue, special features and upgrades. They could also give users the rest of their catalogue as it's released for the rest of the year and then offer a membership extension for the following year. You would also have access to all previous catalogue material for extra fees. A selling point could be something like "buy now and get your selection of any 8 previous artists free!" The illegally ripped versions would not give you Membership status like the ipod would. There are a lot of advantages to accompanying the music file with an electronic device. They can provide play count, other stats, and user trends back to the Record Label through the internet and wi-fi. It would be the new Soundscan. They can also be used as physical keys to enter member areas of websites granting access to more media or even physical goods at the local store like a credit card. A user could remain anonymous and the store or label can use the device to recognize registered members.

Maybe this method could also help create more valuable material by making it easier to develop artists. An artist could supply the label with it's own productions and the label could then "test" the project in the marketplace. The Label owned ipod could supply the new and/or established artist stats and then decide on future of that artist's relationship to the company or that artist's royalties. This could reduce marketing costs for labels and artists, because a label you would be cross promoting every artist on your roster every time you promote just one of them. Or if you promote the label containing all of them.

An artist could have creative control. As an artist you could make a video without your face in it and have all of your songs be 6 or 8 minutes long without having to market them singularly on traditional means like tv and radio, unless you wanted to. You could release a weekly ipod show if you wanted too. If the people don't like it, the label will know. Aren't there musicians out there who produce amazing results without being television friendly or even live friendly? Artists worthy of at least a job if not worldwide fame through publicity and the restraints of those methods? A song/video/show included with the catalogue and tracked to see if people like or dislike? An organic buzz for unknown artists could be attained easier. The Labels would know who is selling the most ipod real estate out of their roster and who is not being listened to at all.

A record label would have to market the whole label and therefore be forced to really consider the sound and identity of their artist roster. What as a company are we contributing to the music world? How can we gain loyalty from our fans? How can we increase the dollar value of our catalogue?

The actual stores would then have the responsibility to provide customers that do not own computers or have internet access the ability to shop for music. They would have to cut inventory and introduce ATM like kiosks that you could plug in and shop with. Also supply any other merchandise that the artists provide. Taking the member ipods and plugging them in like a swiping credit card to actually buy merchandise like clothing.

I think it's like the world ending. It might be up to the powers that be to say, "we're losing everything, you, you and you get in this boat that we built, let's find a new beginning because our home is dying, the stronger of you will row because we'll all sink if you don't."

Samsung Juke Music Video Contest

The Music Video for "Ages" is in the Samsung Juke Music Video Contest, and they are picking the winners based on the number of playlists created on the site. Help my chances of winning by going to samsungjuke.com and Click "Make your playlist now", register (they just ask for your name, email, and password), and add "Ages" to your playlist.

Skanky Stripper Backstage with Beetlejuice

Another clip of the skanky stripper backstage on the Killers of Comedy Tour, hanging out with Beetlejuice, Bob Levy, Yucko the Clown, and Richard Christy. Subscribe to their channel at youtube.com/killersofcomedy

Bleeding Deacons Jamming with Beetlejuice

The Bleeding Deacons jam on stage with Beetlejuice and Shuli at The Killers of Comedy Show at The Avalon Hollywood 11-16-07. Subscribe to us youtube.com/killersofcomedy

A Quick Cheesing

Intense, Fast-Paced Cheese to the Face.

Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy Prank Beetlejuice

Sal the Stockbroker Governale and Richard Christy prank Beetlejuice backstage at the Killers of Comedy Tour, followed by Bob Levy warning them not to mess with Beetle, or they'll get their asses kicked.

D.O.T. - Who I Be

D.O.T. performs "Who I Be" Live at Rebel, in Manhattan.

Yak Ballz - Method to Madness Live at CMJ

Yak Ballz performs "Method To Madness" Live at CMJ on October 19th. Look out for Scifentology II coming out January 29th. Go to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and Click Subscribe.

We Wore Masks: Peter Toh

Check out this post from We Wore Masks...



peter toh is straight up about the hustle. the brooklyn native (and former lead singer of equal vision records band the stryder) is constantly updating his myspace, website, and youtube channel with new shit. new demos, videos, and so on.. the man simply doesn't quit. he also co-runs one of the more diverse record labels out, hidden track media. i was going to put up his latest release, the shoes of a beast ep, but instead i'm putting up his hard to come by debut, the cleopatra ep. in addition, i'm posting a few of his recent demos packaged together with the two singles from the shoes of a beast ep. if you like what you hear, i highly, highly recommend going to his myspace page, where you can purchase the ep directly from him for a few bucks. as for what he sounds like, i'll let him tell you:

"i'm not an indie musician, i'm not pop, i'm not hip hop, i'm not rock, or r&b. i'm an artist and i make music that fits into one of two categories: the type you like at the moment or the type that you don't like at the moment. all you need to know about me is i'm never afraid and i promise to always blur the lines, take chances, and grow. forever."

Click Here to go to the actual post, and be sure to check out weworemasks.blogspot.com for their very cool Music Blog, where they tell you what you should be down with in all things music and pop culture..

Multi-Talented

The many hilarious talents of Hidden Track TV's Adam Schleichkorn...I originally made this video about 5 years. It's a joke, get over it. I didn't leave out that I'm a jerk or an idiot, so save your hater comments, you jerks!

Music by Peter Toh, made available by youtube.com/musicforyourvideos

White Men Can't Dunk

My friends and I attempting to dunk, and failing. Don't even try to say anything against our skills. Each of us that you see in this video will take it too you on the courts, believe that. Featuring the Basketball in the Face Guy, The Boss. Music by Peter Toh

Front Page - Proud of That Live at Rebel

Front Page performs "Proud of That" Live at Rebel.

Sal the Stockbroker Falls Off the Stage in Lakeland

The infamous clip of Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale falling off the stage in Lakeland Florida, while on stage with Artie Lange, and Gary Del'Abate, and doing the Bababooey dance. Special thanks to John for supplying us with the clip. Go to youtube.com/killersofcomedy and click subscribe.

The Reverend Bob Levy and Beetlejuice discuss Whores

The Reverend Bob Levy and Beetlejuice talk about the whores that Beetle says are on their way, backstage at The Killers of Comedy Tour. Go to youtube.com/killersofcomedy and click subscribe.

An Exclusive Look into Scifentology II - Part 2

A sneak peak in the studio during the making of SCIFENTOLOGY II, the highly anticipated LP by Yak Ballz coming out on January 29th '08 on FloSpot Records. Go to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and Click Subscribe.

An Exclusive Look into Scifentology II

Behind the Scenes working on a track titled "Hard as Nails" for "Scifentology II", coming out January 29th on Flospot Records. Go to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and Click Subscribe! Subscribing on Youtube is pretty much the same as adding friends on Myspace.

Yak Ballz TV is Here!

Go to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and Click SUBSCRIBE for Live Performances, Interviews, Music Videos, and an Exclusive Behind-the-Scenes look into Scifentology II, coming out January 29th, 2008 on Flospot Records.



Go to youtube.com/YakBallzTV and Click SUBSCRIBE for new videos added every week...

DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Besides hanging out with porn stars I also get to tour the country doing stand-up with other comedians from the Howard Stern show and some are even more fucked up then I am.

I’ve been divorced twice and I live in my second (ex) wife’s basement, so I can be around for my 8-year-old son. It’s a weird situation but he needs his dad and I need my son.

On the road it’s a whole different dysfunction, the Killers of Comedy are my family away from home.

I travel with Sal Governale who doesn’t exactly have the best home life now because of all the crazy fucking things he does on Sirius Radio; including kissing his writing partner’s taint on-air for 500 bucks. I guess any wife would be appalled.

I also run around with Beetlejuice; a black, retarded midget who thinks he’s in charge of the crew. Sometimes, when Beetlejuice finds the booze, he’ll scream at us until he shits his pants. Once, my old girlfriend picked us up at the airport and as we got in the car she asked what’s that smell, which one of you shit yourself? I broke up with her shortly after.

Can’t forget Richard Christy; who only showers once a week. It’s like packing your luggage full of shit and taking it on a plane. He’s is afraid to fly so he starts drinking 2 hours before boarding and keeps it up the whole flight. You can spot his empty beer cans rolling down the aisles on take off and landing.

Speaking of dirty, there’s Yucko the Clown who hasn’t washed his clown outfit in 7 years. He travels with dildos in his luggage and it’s funny to see Security handling vibrators while searching his luggage; “It’s my act, I’m a clown damn it!”

Jim Florentine also comes with us. I’ve known him for 17 years and he still acts like a little kid. Anytime a women walks within 10 feet he says, “Ma’am, you dropped something” and she looks around as he giggles like a little Asian school girl. He also has the worst farts I’ve ever smelled. He would fart in his car, roll the windows up and put the heat on. Torture. Like Abu Grab but nobody’s genitals are being touched.

Ex-professional wrestler The Iron Sheik - 65, broke and recovering from a crack problem - is making his comeback with us. Airport security love to frisk him every flight, sometimes we tape it and play it on Howard TV. They must think he’s got bombs in those curly Aladdin shoes of his.

Finally there’s Shuli, who works for Howard 100 News. The man smokes more weed than anyone I’ve ever met. When we stay in hotels I don’t even need to know his room number, I follow the smell of pot.

When we’re not on the road I’m on the radio. Most people know me from Howard Stern, I do work for the Kidd Chris Show in Philly, too. They’re a bunch of ball busters who would throw their mothers out of a window if it made for good radio but you gotta respect that. That’s why it’s so successful; it’s fast paced and hard hitting. I do believe the Kidd Chris Show is the future of radio.

Another good friend and big radio talent is Scott Ferrell, he does a sports show on Howard 101 from 8-12 Mon - Fri. His show is like nothing you have ever heard and to watch him is like watching a caged animal let out of a cage on speed. He and his wife just had a baby girl and I’m really happy for them.

I have a show on Sirius Radio myself (Howard 101 - Sundays at 7pm est), Miserable Men with Shuli and Jim Florentine. It’s just a little slice of heaven where us men finally get to tell women how we really feel about them and what they do to us. Pay back is a bitch, ladies.

For more on Miserable Men or the Killers of Comedy visit my site. I try to keep it pretty well updated but things are always so crazy. Last week’s tour made me snap and I finally quit drinking. Now, I’m on Lexapro and Xanax and I can last for hours in bed. Thank god for my lifetime subscription to HotMovies.com so I never have to get up.

-The Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

I felt a nip in the air last week. Winter must be here so you know I’m headed for warmer climates.

Beetlejuice flew out to California with me this weekend for a few shows. He was in a real good mood; telling me how he just fucked three Go-Go dancers and fingered their butts. That’s a pretty standard day for him. We left from JFK and of course they stuck us in the emergency exit row. The Flight Attendant asked if we’d be able to help in case of an emergency. We’re duty bound because of the seats so we both answer “yes” but this lady asks Beetle a second time. “What is this bitch deaf?” I said yes and we were off to LA!

Coy, the promoter, met us when we landed. He had a camera crew following him around. Film school rejects running around with cameras and microphones making a documentary about some shit. It’s not bad enough these Michael Moore wanna-bes have their cameras in my grill - we’ve all gotta squeeze inside the same sweltering hot van together. It smelled like a lemons cunt, it was unbearable.

While I’m fighting with them for leg room the driver gets a call from his mother to go pick up their cancer ridden cat from the vet. I was like, “Are you kidding me? How old is this god damn cat?” Driver says 13 going on forever. I tell him for thirty bucks he could adopt a cat that wasn’t bald from all the kemo. Beetle starts going crazy when he hears about the cat. He’s screaming that if a cat gets in the van he’ll cut it’s head off and eat it.

We got him some Chinese food instead.

After checking into the hotel it was time for the show. I MCed and the Bleeding Deacons opened for us. The fans were fun and we got to hang some with Rudy Sarso (The bass player from Ozzy), Dio (you oughta know), Quiet Riot and their wives. Mary Jo Buttafucco and her kids came down too, they’re great people. She told me she’s gonna write a book. I say good for her, she should and let thee world know what a scumbag Joey was.

All this socializing I never bothered to check up on Beetle. Little bastard got into the booze again and someone wound up chasing him through the crowd. He stopped dead in his tracks, spun around and yelled at me, “Dude, I’m gonna knock you the fuck out!” And we were off to San Diego.

Not as many friends in SD so we made new ones. Two drunk whores, a real pair of wet messes, asked to suck my dick. I told them that’s not really my thing anymore and unloaded them on the bouncer. The girls got all pissy about it so they tossed them out on their busted assholes.

Getting out of California was harder than getting in. Next morning everyone’s hung over and I’m trying to get us out the door to make our flight but I lost Beetle. I’m yelling at the manager, he’s yelling at me and the other guests are yelling at us because Beetle is lost in the hotel gym screaming at the top of his lungs, “Where the fuck are you?” Meanwhile, the sheik is yelling at the cab driver who came to pick us up cause it’s a flat fee to the airport.

They looked like they might be from the same tribe so I figure the Sheik wanted a discount.

See ya all next week, I’m off to Florida with my girl. I’ll be in Boca Raton at the New York Comedy Club Fri and Sat. All the information is on my site.

Tip of The Week - Chicks might only talk to you at bars for the free drink. Wait till they’re done the drink they’re working on and then walk to the bathroom and wait there until they buy they’re own. If she does you owe her one. If not, she wasn’t going to fuck you anyway.

-Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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The Killers of Comedy are coming to Youtube

Subscribe at youtube.com/killersofcomedy. This is the preview video for the Killers of Comedy Official Youtube Channel. Featuring The Reverend Bob Levy, Jim Florentine, Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale, Shuli, Richard Christy, Yucko the Clown, and Beetlejuice, as heard on the Howard Stern Show. Music by Peter Toh provided by youtube.com/musicforyourvideos

I'm in my last year of grad school, and I'm doing my thesis on the Marketing Potential of Youtube. For that, I'm going to be running Hidden Track TV like always, mixed in with the Killers of Comedy, and our New Channel, Music For Your Videos. I felt like it was neccessary to explain these last few commercials, and to assure you that we have some great new videos coming to Hidden Track TV very soon! I also wanted to give a huge thanks to all our subscribers, and if you get a chance, subscribe to all 3 channels!

- Adam Schleichkorn
Hidden Track TV

DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Hi, I’m Bob Levy.

I’m a Comedian and I recently wrote and co-starred in a Vivid title; Stood Up. Like most people, I love comedy and I love porn, so when Genesis Magazine editor Dan Davis first approached me about combining them I only had two questions: “When” and “How much!”

We started coming up with ideas when I was in L.A. hosting the first-ever F.A.M.E. Awards. After just a few meetings with Vivid and their great director B. Skow, we had ourselves a movie ready to be shot. Those conference calls Dan, Skow and I had going over the script were like a comedy show in themselves. Some scenes we came up didn’t make it past all the producers but when all was said and done we had one really fuckin’ funny script.

I definitely have to give props to Vivid and producer Shylar for the casting in Stood Up. Every one of the girls in the movie is hot as hell, a great sex performer and great actress. Where else but Vivid will you find stars like Savanna Samson, Lanny Barby, Kimberly Franklin, Moni Michaels, Penny Flame and Kimberly Kane? The guys in the movie are great too, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Lee Stone and James Deen. All of them turned in amazing performances.

In the movie I play myself. I’m hanging out at a comedy club before a set. Moni is a big fan of “The Reverend,” and hits on me and asks for my story. So far, so believable, right?!
I start telling her this crazy story about how I got started and ever since I’ve gotten screwed over and over again thanks to my bitch of an agent, Sammi (Savanna). With a ton of hilarious flashbacks, I tell my “story” and we see how some people who loosely resemble some well-known comics, got their big breaks at my fuckin’ expense.

We started shooting Stood Up on a Monday and I stayed at a hotel near the Los Angeles airport (LAX), it was actually called the LAX Hotel. I thought it was the lax hotel as in “relax.” That kinda tells you where I’m at mentally sometimes and what you hear on the Stern Show isn’t all an exaggeration. The first scene on the call sheet was Tommy Gunn playing a young me, just starting out, and Savanna sees my act and wants to sign me. The two of them have a real hot signing ceremony where Tommy signs his name on the dotted line in cum.

This was my first porn set, so I watched the sex from the monitor and couldn’t believe how long the fuck scene lasted. A great scene is in this redneck bar they built. Evan Stone and Kimberly Kane were the focus. I finish my act behind a caged stage while these hillbillies throw shit at me. Then I get into an argument with Savanna outside and Evan kicks my ass and fucks Savanna and Kimberly in a trailer. The sex scene between Savanna, Evan and Kane was amazing. Evan fucked the hell out of both girls, and the babes were really loud as they were sucking dick and eating each other’s pussies. The sex was real and totally natural and Evan came all over both girls and then continued fucking. The whole shoot was fucking crazy and we worked two 17-hour days to complete it. Everyone was having such a good time that no one minded the hours. It really felt like a bunch of friends just hanging out and partying.

Everyone was so great that one night after a long day of shooting we all went down to this club where Savanna joined me on stage for my stand-up act. It was at one of Vivid’s “Comedy Nights” but I’ll leave that wild night to your imaginations for now. Gotta save something for my second column.

Stood Up is easily one of the funniest pornos ever made and something I’m proud to be a part of. Get out there and get this one, because whether you’re a fan of comedy, porn, Savanna, Levy, or whatever, you’re definitely going to love this!

-The Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Anyone who listens to my show on Howard 101; Miserable Men, already knows that I like to think about your chick while I jerk-off. That’s right, when you introduce me to your girlfriend, wife or sister you can assume that I’ll be spanking it to a mental image of her that very night.

Your women - all women - are masturbation fodder for me. It’s a bit creepy, I know, but it’s true.

This weekend I performed at Uncle Vinny’s Comedy Club, where they have the best food and the youngest, hottest waitresses. After a killer set on Saturday I met these two lovely bar rats. They wanted a threesome but I turned them down; either I’m really in love or just too old cause I’d rather satisfy myself alone than worry about disappointing two women.

I told Howard Stern as much on Monday when I swung by the show. I jerk-off to his producer, Robin Quivers, and his fianncee , Beth Ostrosky. Sometimes at the same time. Sometimes one after the other. Howard understands. He chalks the honesty up to my new found sobriety - month and a half without a drink. I think it has more to do with the Lexapro and Colonazepam I’ve been swallowing by the fist full.

We talked about what a mess I was and how drunk I would get. In the middle of this I realized I haven’t fucked a fat chick since i stopped drinking. I’ll still jerk off to a fatty if you happen to go out with her though.

While I was in the studio they had me face off against two Polish chicks in a spelling-bee. If these two girls didn’t have their looks they’d be in a bread line somewhere. I lost, but who cares, I ended up beating my meat to them too.

When I got back to Philly I jerked off so hard a pillow fell off my futon, which I sleep on in my ex-wife’s basement, and landed on the space heater where it almost started a fire. Scary shit, one minute I’m choking my chicken and the next I’m just choking.

Tip of the week- Women only wanna fuck you when you’re in a relationship, so bring a decoy or wear a ring and trick them -OR- take a mental photograph and save for wanking at a later date.

Next Week: Hollywood!

-Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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New Youtube Channel!

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Forget worrying about copyrights, and getting your video taken down...

We're making a bunch of our tracks available to use in your Youtube videos from Peter Toh, D.O.T., The Braves, Coma, Q45, and more!

Show Monday

DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Last weekend we had shows in Connecticut and Boston; fall in New England.

It started with me picking up the Sheik at the Philly airport and driving to the Rest Stop at Exit 11 to pick up Beetlejuice - I dunno, I guess he hangs out at truck stops for the free hand jobs. Of course he and Sean’s brother, Bobby, are on the South bound side and I’m headed North to Connecticut. It’s a bitch to cross lanes and when I get there Beetle’s yelling at me, “Wrong side, mother fucker!” just laughing that famous laugh of his.

After getting lost for a little we finally made it to the hotel. I got the Sheik and Beetle settled in and went to find Jim Florentine’s room. As soon as I get there Florentine comes running out. Our manager just got off the phone with Beetlejuice and called to warn us that Beetle was walking across the high way and heading to Outback Steakhouse alone. Like Frogger before him; Beetle made it. We found him at the bar already one beer deep. We were there anyway so we grabbed a table. Florentine told the bartender no more alcohol for Beetle, so, He drank O’Douls the rest of dinner. He still got buzzed.

After two shows in Connecticut we met up with Yucko and drove the rest of the way to Boston. We set up a booth, hung out with fans and put on a crazy show at the Roxy - Boston fans are the best (ie - drunkest). I brought out the Sheik and Beetle and everyone’s dying laughing. I ate blue cheese and chicken wings outta Eve the Queefer’s ass and the whole place went nuts. A fight broke out right in front of me and the crowd loved it.

Of course there’s drama backstage; Florentine told me that Richard Christy needed his money right then which set me off. Here is part of the video

Sunday on Miserable Men Kidd Chris called in. He invited us to come down to Philly For Monday Night Raw.

Yes, wrestling. We will never grow up.

Florentine told this story about how he got molested, when he was a teenager, by a grown man that would make him kiss him and sit on his lap to take “wrestling pictures.” One morning he went to Florentine’s house and he woke up with this guy’s hand in his pajamas. “What the fuck are you doing?” and the guys says, “I’m showing you a wrestling trick.”

So, Monday night we ended up heading to the WYSP studios to meet Kidd Chris, Thomas - his big, bloated, Asian side-kick also know as the Jackie Chan of radio and Constantine - who is the slightly retarded Star of the Kidd Chris show. Blake from sales caught up with us at the Spectrum. He pulled up in his sports car wearing a Mexican wrestling mask. After tailgating a few beers the mood was set and we took our seats; first row so you can really hear the snap of the ropes.

The security guards recognized us there, “Oh man, here we go again.” Not cause we’re handsome and famous, mostly cause we’re loud and angry.

The Rock Hard Killer showed up soon after with big poster board signs we made. They were cleverly disguised to look like pro-wrestling banners. Once the action started we ripped off the fake messages to reveal slogans like, “Kidd Chris is a Boy Toucher!” and “Bob Levy drinks from My Mule.” Needless to say the signs were confiscated shortly thereafter.

Tip of the day- Never sit on a grown mans lap for wrestling pics, even if you are a huge fan. The only thing that’ll come of it is a dirty old man grabbing your cock.

-Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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D.O.T. and Mysonne - "Da Bronx" Music Video

Music Video for "Da Bronx," by D.O.T. and Mysonne produced by Da Treblemakerz. Video by Hidden Track TV.

DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Halloween, big fucking deal. I hate this holiday.

The weekend started with a bunch of us going to a Halloween Party hosted by Mutt from The Stern Fan Network. The money raised went to Alex’s Lemonade Stand and cancer relief for kids. It was a big ol’ party with people from the Stern Show and some employees there and a bunch of fans who I mostly didn’t know and knew less since they were in costumes. Slutty costumes, so, at least there was something to look at.

After that we swung by the Scott Ferrall Show to promote Howard’s Party on Saturday. He’s got a sports show on Howard 101 from 8-12 Monday - Friday. He’s a great guy and the show is insane. It’s like watching Mick Jagger doing his thing on blow; he’s flailing and screaming and sometimes he forgets where he is. If you love sports, check him out.

On Saturday me and Yucko the Clown went shopping for costumes with our girlfriends. Shopping with women is like getting fist fucked by Patrick Ewing. It was raining and women take forever to pick out anything, I’m sure at least one of the sales people hung themselves in the back waiting for our girls to make up their minds.

I ended up getting a pimp outfit because I’m a fucking tool. I wore everything but the big stupid hat and walking the streets of NYC I got a lot of “Hey look its Hugh Hefner!” What the fuck? I look like an impotent old man in his pajamas? Why’d I even buy the costume? I look like that every other day for free.

Two street rappers come up to me, “Here’s 2 CD’s, Hef. Check us out, Hef.” They were looking for donations, so I told my girlfriend to give them 10 bucks since my fucking pimp outfit has no pockets. Then they hit me with, “It’s a separate donation for each CD.” Being an aging Jew surrounded by Run DMC, I gave them a twenty. Trick -or- Treat.

We made it to the party and like I said before, I quit drinking. Instead I popped two Xanax and sat there like a fat chick at the Playboy Mansion. We stayed a few hours and then got something to eat and headed back to the hotel so I could dump a load in my chick and pass out like bum in a warm subway.

By Wednesday I had recovered from my orgasm but I had to stay home and hand out candy to all the fat, ungrateful kids in the neighborhood. They come to the door in their dollar store costumes looking for a hand out. I gave two pieces of candy to each kid and most of them just stood there with their bags open, looking up at me like some zombie Oliver Twist asking for more. One of them greedy little fucks actually recognized me “Hey, it’s the dirty joke guy!” - Thanks for being a fan of shit/piss/midget jokes, kid, have an extra Snickers.

Tip Of The Week: How to pick up fat chicks - If you’re in a slump go fatty hunting, it’s very easy. They’re usually around late at the clubs, all you have to do is rub a little bacon grease behind your ears and maybe a little on your chest. They’ll follow you out of the club like you own a hot dog cart. Main thing is don’t let your friends see you leave with them, they’ll think less of you and never let you live it down.

Have fun fuckin’ them fatties you, fat fuckers! Talk to you next week.

-Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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Hidden Track TV Announces Content Partnership with Imeem.com

Hidden Track TV has agreed to bring their music and videos over to Imeem.com, as they have just announced a Content Partnership deal with the California-based company, which is currently the #152 most visited site in the world. Hidden Track TV joins partners such as Paramount Pictures, Warner Music Group, and TNA Wrestling to name a few, along with one of their favorites, Will Ferrell's site, Funny or Die.

This is the first spot that we can have all our videos, music, and blogs on one actual page, so basically it's like a cooler version of myspace! So go to hiddentracktv.imeem.com and add us as a friend today!

Life is Good when...

Life is Good when...Your friends "act" in your videos. This is Hidden Track TV's entry for the "Life is Good when..." video contest.

Hidden Track TV on Metacafe

Check out our channel at metacafe.com/channels/hiddentracktv/ for a bunch of great videos!

The Showdown is Back!!!

An old-school dance battle, with some extraordinary dancing. Song titled "War Paint" by The Braves (Chief Sneed, Solo X), check out more from them at http://www.myspace.com/thebravesmusic - Hidden Track TV

Styles P and Mysonne - "Da Bronx" Video Shoot

On the set with Styles P and Mysonne at the video shoot for "Da Bronx" by D.O.T. featuring Mysonne. Styles P talks about Mysonne's history, cameo by NORE.

D.O.T. and NORE

On the set with D.O.T. and NORE at the video shoot for "Da Bronx" by D.O.T. featuring Mysonne.

D.O.T. ft Mysonne - "Da Bronx" Video Shoot

On the set with D.O.T., Mysonne, NORE, Styles P, Sheek Louch, and Murda Mook at the video shoot for "Da Bronx" by D.O.T. featuring Mysonne. - Hidden Track TV

Inside Familiar Faces Studio

An exclusive look into the Familiar Faces Studio...

Xgobobeanx and Hidden Track TV Collaboration!

Check out xgogobeanx's (another one of our favorite channels on Youtube) latest video - "Lucky vs. Chronic Valvular Heart Disease" featuring music by Peter Toh titled "Indian Summer". Thanks so much to Jill for using Peter's music, and for helping Hidden Track TV keep growing!

The Braves Drop their album!

Our good friends, The Braves (Chief Sneed, Solo 45), released their first album yesterday titled "Reporting Live" featuing - Guest Appearance by: Canibus - Production by: Sneed, Domingo, Kno, Alias & Green Tank. - All cuts by: Total Eclipse of The X-ecutioners. Go to myspace.com/thebravesmusic and buy the album right from their page!

Check out the write-up on their trip to LA to do a couple of shows, Written by Kristin Lee (FFTT Contributor)...

The weekend started off swiftly after delayed flights from New York to Atlanta to Los Angeles. The Braves (of Brooklyn, New York) managed to arrive at Evocal just in time to catch the end of SS Nova’s set and start their own.

The Braves - Brooklyn NYC The extended flight didn’t drain the hip-hoppers of an ounce of energy as they instantaneously rolled into their set with vim and vigor. Drinks were flowing and the crowd was swaying with the beat as the two mesmerized the audience with their microphones. It seemed as if the fun had just begun when they ended with a finale of battling keyboards and drum machines. The world came to a standstill before the room erupted with applause, laughter, screams and whistles. It simmered down, and there were hellos, hugs and drinks all around.

I had the privilege of spending the remainder of the weekend with the two New Yorkers, who go by their emcee names of Sneed and Solo. Amongst the highlights our many adventures in just three short days were forceful groupies, car wrecks, and lots of bubbly. The two were practically chased out of Evocal late Friday night by some young females before saving me from the side of the interstate at three in the morning (long story short: no one was hurt).

We managed to see the likes of the greater Los Angeles area between trips to In-N-Out, eccentric shoe stores, and cocktails. Saturday night, The Braves graced the stage of The Mint in West LA, peforming before a full house. Check their MySpace page in the near future for photos taken by yours truly.

To put a nice cap on a wild weekend in Cali, we suited up for a last supper at In-N-Out before catching a flick. On our way out the door, I was awarded a private concert in the foyer of my house, as the two went back and forth beatboxing and freestyling amongst themselves. I sat back and watched the pair play off of one another, and realized that the synergy between these two was the key to their imminent success. Finding humor along the road only sends them soaring further.

“Solo, you want a piece of gum man?”

“Nah, I swallowed mine while beatboxing.”

Smiles all around. Don’t miss The Braves next time they roll through your town.

Blunty3000 and Hidden Track TV Collabo

Blunty3000, one of our favorite channels on Youtube, used "Ages" by Peter Toh in his latest video!!!! We can't thank him enough! Check it out...

Some New Spots to find Hidden Track TV

I'm always trying to find new sites to post our videos, so here are a few of the new ones. Check them out, you might find your new favorite...

Myspace TV

Motiono

Metacafe

Flix55

Sharkle

Also the Drama Prairie Cat Exclusive Interview is featured on Motiono.com! . Check out Motiono's Featured Pets Videos.

D.O.T. - "Haters" Music Video

The music video for "Haters" by D.O.T. For more tracks from D.O.T. go to myspace.com/dotbx. and for more videos, go to youtube.com/hiddentracktv. Beat by Al Streets, filmed and co-directed by Peter Toh, edited and co-directed by Adam Schleichkorn. - Hidden Track TV

Exclusive Interview with The Drama Prairie Cat!

An exclusive interview with the Drama Prairie Cat was scheduled, but due to tight booking she cancelled. Thankfuly we were able to interview the Drama Prairie Cat's real-life brother, Mylo! This is a very exclusive interview, hosted by Adam Schleichkorn.

The Latest from Hidden Track TV

I've been posting all the new videos from Hidden Track TV at petertoh.com, but I'm going to start posting everything here too, so here they are to catch you up! We're now responsible for over 2.5 million views over the web, and counting! Here's everything from the past 2 months...

Goats on a Boat

In August 2006, while Samuel L. Jackson was fighting "Snakes on a Plane", 30,000 feet below there where "GOATS ON A BOAT". This is a sketch done completely by our long-time friends at 3rd Floor Productions (Michael Maccarone and Anthony Ragazzo) and we're posting it here to get them the attention they truly deserve! Check out their other great sketches at youtube.com/3rdFloorProd and myspace.com/145571271.

Coma - Doin' Time (Sublime Cover)

Coma performs a cover of Doin' Time (Summertime) by Sublime. Check out myspace.com/comachaser for some tracks, and check our channel for more from Coma.

Ask Galz - The Best Advice on Youtube

Ask Galz is an on-going advice segment made for Youtubers, by Youtubers. Ask Galz your questions via video response or message, and he will answer you back right away, with the best advice you will ever receive.

Pedros Fest Biking Competition

Highlights from Pedros Fest 2007 Biking Competition. Clips supplied with full permission from Gary of pedalpushersonline.com. Music by Peter Toh. 1st Track - "Dance Under the Stars" Main Track - "That's the Way it Goes".

Drama Prairie Cat - Shoes of a Beast

Hidden Track TV's "Shoes of a Beast" response to the Drama Prairie Dog video, Drama Prairie Cat.

Drama Prairie Cat - Kill Bill

Hidden Track TV's Kill Bill response to the Drama Prairie Dog video, Drama Prairie Cat.

Drama Prairie Cat

Hidden Track TV's response to the Drama Prairie Dog video, Drama Prairie Cat. We know that we'll never compare to the original, but we had to do it.

Peter Toh - Shoes of a Beast

Peter Toh's music video for his first single, "Shoes of a Beast" Check out more at myspace.com/petertohmusic and subscribe to youtube.com/hiddentracktv.

D.O.T. featuring Peter Toh

D.O.T. and Peter Toh perform in the hallway in Brooklyn. This song is brand new, and they are still deciding on a title.

Muchnik for Mayor

A commercial for a candidate running for mayor of Long Island's coolest town, Huntington.

The Cheese Incident

We wake up our friends by throwing wet American cheese in their faces.

Peter Toh - When We Were A Team

Peter Toh performs "When we were a team" acoustic in his kitchen in Brooklyn.

Botham City - Crazy Trumpet Solo

Zach Botham aka Botham City performs a crazy trumpet solo live at a show with The Braves (Chief Sneed, Solo 45). For more of Zach's trumpet performances, check out all of Peter Toh's live videos.

Peter Toh - Brand New Start ft. Botham City

Peter Toh performs "Brand New Start" with Zach Botham aka Botham City in their apartment in Brooklyn.

The Ham Attack

We wake up our boy by throwing wet sliced ham at him.

Coma - Grey Acoustic

An acoustic version of "Grey" by Coma. This is a member of Hidden Track TV's extended fam...

A while back, a kid walked directly into my apartment and asked "who's the kid with the studio." When I reluctantly answered that that was me he sat down in it and demanded that a mic be set up and a beat get played. This being totally out of the ordinary I obliged. He just let his voice go over whatever came his way. Giving me chills every few bars. He picked up an acoustic and played Deftones songs better than any acoustic Deftones performance I've heard.

Here is the first official Hidden Track TV broadcast of Steve Hall AKA Coma. Let this be a similar introduction that I had to this emmense raw talent. You can here his recordings at myspace.com/comachaser or see more of his vids at youtube.com/saintjudesteve ENJOY!

Basketball in the Face

The boss gets nailed with a basketball in the face. Featuring a cameo by The worst basketball player ever, James Catusco.

Peter Toh - Only Chance Acoustic with Botham City

Peter Toh and Botham City perform "Only Chance" acoustic in their kitchen.

Quiksilver Contest - Hidden Track TV

Hidden Track TV's entry for the Quiksilver contest...Music - "Shoes of a Beast" by Peter Toh (used with full permission and rights) and video supplied by Quiksilver.

Peter Toh - Trifecta

Peter Toh creates a song and video simultaneously in his Brooklyn apartment. Starring Allie LaPorte, and James Catusco's cat Milo. This is Peter's first self made video...Even though I have two music videos under my belt I feel like this is my first one. I shot and edited this video myself with Adam's handheld camcorder. That's ADAM SCHLEICHKORN. The idea came to me as a video and the song was made for the video. I filmed all of my vocal takes in my bedroom so I could use the actual footage for the video. I used Logic Pro 7.2 to record it. I used imovie which is the free mac program to edit it. The pretty lady is Allie LaPorte. I couldn't thank her enough for believing in me.

The images are memories. I left the lyrics open ended without finishing sentences, there is no hook or verse. The song has three meanings to me personally, has three repetitions in each line and ends on the three minute mark. At least it did before youtube compressed it. Also, I posted a blog when I finished at 4:34 but the computer posted the time as 3:33 for some reason. wtf.

Some people might notice that "It's my lucky day," is the famous Bush quote when he refered to 9-11 by saying, "it's my lucky day, I hit the trifecta." The song is not political, but the number three is widely known as lucky, but also widely known as being closely linked to tragedy.

There's always a 3rd part of the story though, which is not tragic or lucky. Just true.

Worst Basketball Player Ever Part 3 Featured on Youtube!

I uploaded it yesterday, and it's featured today! James Catusco is on his way to superstardom...

http://www.youtube.com/categories_portal?c=17&e=1

"Child" demo on myspace

take a listen. this is another demo I put down on zachs latop into logic pro 7. I used a little handheld senheiser mic right through an mbox mini. the shittiest possible set up an ex-audio engineer could ask for. digi can eat a d!@# I'm all about logic nowadays. after climbing the steep learning curve I'm almost at the point where ill never use pro tools again. before I was with everyone else in the philosophy that pro tools is better for some things and logic is better for others such as actually creating music as opposed to just recording and editing it. at first logics recording and editing capabilities were confusing and seemed loose and inaccurate. I just wasn't used to so many options though. I love it now and the other day I opened protools at sneeds and I actually found the editing restrictive. even though I know its not.

so from start to finish logic made these two songs happen. the drums are all being triggered from the logic sampler with my own samples. on top of that I put a real bass direct into logic and use the plug ins that come with logic to make it jump. I also put the guitar direct and used guitar amp pro that also just comes with logic. all the other sounds and instruments came directly from logics built in synths.

the coolest thing for me is even after I recorded my bass and guitar I was able to freely change the key and tempo of the WHOLE sequence to match where I wanted to sing it. all I had to do was turn my audio regions into apple loops with apple loop utility which happens all within logic. after that it shifted with global changes to the song perfectly. that's what's up

back to the songs. "empire" and "child" they just sketches on the laptop that I put together in a couple days. these days its good enough for me. eventually these two songs will grow up into grown ups and end up in the abstract ratrace I call "wildlife"

just had to share

"empire" demo finished

no more studio this is my bedroom set up. little mic little headphones little computer gigantic abilities..songs about how after the twin towers broke down the empire state building had to take over. go here "empire" the demo on my myspace page don't forget to scroll down. enjoy!

New Peter Toh Song!

Peter Toh just released a new demo called "Empire"...check it out on his page at myspace.com/petertohmusic

BX Best

Get ready for new crack! Dot and I spent the morning in the bronx remixing the treblemakers produced track "whatchulike" by D.O.T. Here's some blurry camera phone pics of dot and middlefinga of the treblemakers getting it in. Big up bronx and big up treblemakers for making this monster club banger. I'm still in the car so ill post the new version on D.O.T.'s myspace page when I get home.

Worst Basketball Player Ever

James Catusco is...The Worst Basketball Player Ever

My friends both on the cover!

mama on the cover of the voice!

lil mama like fam to me here's the write up http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0719,breihan,76567,22.html

rebecca on the cover of vice!

that's my friend rebecca schiffman on the right. here's the article http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n4/htdocs/meet.php?country=us%20target=

congrats ladies!

Straight Razor Shape Up

Thank god its friday

Sandbox TV!

World wide web meet sandbox tv. Sandbox tv meet world wide web. Top pic is rob gilbert of sandbox tv and ron of familiar faces. Below is ivan. Very good people. Below is manu lawrence the visionary founder of sandbox tv and also my good friend. If you don't know what they do its ok people don't really fully understand the internet tv thing yet. But these guys will stop at nothing to show you, stay posted for the launch of hidden track tvs channel on sandbox tv! And a long and tight kinship with these pioneers... Thanks guys

A Man Among Cats

The trailer for A Man Among Cats, a spoof on A Man Among Wolves on the National Geographic Channel, starring The Worst Basketball Player Ever, James Catusco.

Hidden Track TV

This page is going to be the spot for all of us from Hidden Track TV to post updates, news, videos, funny stories, and everything else that's going on with us from BK to LI to the BX. This page is just getting started, but we're going to be coming through with a ton of stuff, so keep posted..

A Man Among Cats

James Catusco is...A Man Among Cats

Jewish Jordan