Station Softball Reality Show - Episode 17

Episode 17 - After 8 historic seasons, the most dynamic softball team of all time, gives you a candid look at what it takes to be a champion. Straight from Huntington Station, New York, this is Station Softball... The Reality Show. Starring the kinda popular internet video star, Galz, aka the Best Athlete Ever. Also starring the 2nd Worst Basketball Player Ever, Garrett Steinger. This is really as real as real gets. Video by Adam Schleichkorn of Hidden Track TV.



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*This show is filmed entirely on one small hand-held HD camera, with a $0 budget.

DT - Ponies and Rainbows

DT is so gangster, that he can rap about Ponies and Rainbows, and still seem cool.

Professional Sleeping

Coming this summer to Youtube (because no tv network would pick it up)... Professional Sleeping. Only a few have what it takes to be a pro.

I'm a Bitch

Maddy the shorkie is a furry little bitch.

Worst Rapper Ever - Exposed

DT is the Worst Rapper Ever! Follow the text for the truth behind his horrendous lyrics.

Owned in the Face Song by Mylo the Cat

Mylo the Cat sings the "Owned in the Face Song", and shows clips of several people getting owned in the face. On paper, it seems like this video would be a guaranteed hit, but of course you haters will find something wrong with it, you jerks!

Rapping Dog ft. The Rapping Cat - Ponies and Rainbows

Mylo the Cat and Barry the Dog are so gangster, that they can rap about Ponies and Rainbows, and still seem cool.

White Kid Rapping - Responds to Comments

DT, aka the star of the "White Kid Rapping - Kills It" video, shares his thoughts on the funniest hater comments that were left on the original video.

The CrossOver with Ty Lawson

What happens when a college athlete, living on a college budget, becomes a wealthy pro athlete in a matter of months? In this new series starring former University of North Carolina Point Guard Ty Lawson, we get an inside look into the transition of a shining young star, as he takes his game to the next level, the NBA.



For more info go to - http://thecrossoverwithtylawson.com/


"The CrossOver" follows the journey from the declaration of professional status, through the drafts, and into the assimilation to their new city and new life.

Rapping Dog

Introducing the Amazing, Incredible... Rapping Dog! Starring Betty the Dramatic Dog (aka the Talking Dog), a Jack Russell Terrier, who is also a member of the Singing Animal Supergroup. Does she have what it takes to be a solo star?

Song titled "DTNYC" by DT, the Worst Rapper Ever. - http://www.myspace.com/dtnykid

Video by Adam Schleichkorn.

The Cheese Dog Wake Up

We wake up Dan Taft (the Worst Rapper Ever) by throwing a slice of wet cheese at his face, which then gets eaten off of his face by Rhett (The Strongest Dog Ever). What's worse, Cheese in the Face, OR a Dog eating cheese off your face? Leave a Comment with your Answer! Song titled "Castle of Illusions" by Peter Toh - http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic

Funny Commercial - Mouthwash on the Go

A funny commercial for Mouthwash, that you can use anytime, anywhere!

Music by Peter Toh - http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic

Starring Dan Taft, the Worst Rapper Ever, and featuring a cameo by Viral Valerie, the Viral Video Girl.

Worst Actor Ever

Dan Taft is... The Worst Actor Ever.

Song titled "Empire" by Peter Toh - http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic

Worst Rapper Ever (Exposed)

Dan Taft is... The Worst Rapper Ever. Follow the scrolling guide for the truth behind these horrendous lyrics. Song by DT titled "DTNYC" - http://www.myspace.com/dtnykid

The Cheese Alarm Clock

We wake up Dan Taft (the mildly popular internet star) by throwing a slice of wet cheese at his face, which then gets eaten off of his face by Rhett the dog.

Song titled "Castle of Illusions" by Peter Toh -
http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic

Old School Dance Battle

An old school dance battle with some extraordinary dancing.

Song titled "War Paint" by the Brooklyn Braves - http://www.myspace.com/brooklynbraves

Noooooo!

Dan Taft, the Mildly Popular Internet Star, has a mental breakdown in these 3 seconds of hilarity.

True Story of a Mildly Popular Internet Star

Have you ever wondered about what actually happens to Internet Video stars? Follow the life of Dan Taft as he successfully stars in many Viral Videos, while going through many trials and tribulations along the way. This is the True Story of a Mildly Popular Internet Star.



Dan's Starring Roles (View and Comment these, before it's too late)
The Ham Incident -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtEkFNyyYAg

The Cheese Incident -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmOE0V8-me8

Worst Basketball Player Ever (Voiceover) -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKen8P5S1E

The Showdown -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZYlFpUKb-U

*ALL Music by Peter Toh - http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic
*Except the theme to "The Showdown", which is by The Braves http://www.myspace.com/brooklynbraves

Written and Edited by Adam Schleichkorn of Hidden Track TV

***I know that 8 minutes is like an eternity in the world of internet video, but it's 8 minutes of internet video, about the behind the scenes doings of internet video, so I feel that it's an acceptable internet video.

The Ham Incident

The prequel to "The Cheese Incident", we wake up our friend by throwing a wet piece of Ham at him. This is the actual clip that lead to the idea cheese slapping, which has of course turned into a viral video sensation. This is also Dan Taft's first major role.

Music by Peter Toh titled "American Dream" -
http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic

The Top 10 Comic Book Movies of All Time

Heeeyyyyy, what’s up people? Long time no talky. I was away on one of my many adventures this past week or two, so forgive me for not writing many articles. Rest assured that I am back on track, and new articles with zany and brilliant topics are on the way for your enjoyment. In today’s installation, I will list the top 10 comic book movies ever made. With “The Dark Knight” coming out soon, I feel this is a good time to bestow this knowledge upon you, my loyal serfs. So without further discussion and a-doody:

10. X-Men - Now might be a good time to mention I never actually read any comic books. Only nerds, like you nerds, read these things. However, I damn sure know a quality movie when I sees it. X-Men was good. That wolfie guy with the claws was scary yet ever so gentle. And who doesn’t like the purple hot chick? Am I right? Huh? Am I?

9. Spiderman - From the guy who Dr. Gonzo and Mr. Raul Duke traumatized to a bad ass super hero Rico Suave type, Tobey Mac sure has made some progress. This was a cool movie because it’s real. And I believe Willem Dafoe was the mastermind villain behind the schemes; you da man Dafoe!

8. Hulk - Oh, I must not know what I’m talking about to list this here! This film didn’t conform to the typical comic book structure! Ang Lee used imagery to conjure up contrast between the hideous monster and the beauty of nature- we don’t understand symbolism and this movie made us feel sad! Well too bad, losers… Yes, Hulk wasn’t the typical comic book movie, and yes, Ang Lee decided to show the darker side of the character and his emotional trauma ties to his lovers and family members- that’s life, buddy. Deal with it; not everything is peaches and cream and cinnamon and gravy. By the way, I haven’t seen the new Hulk movie so I can’t list it. I would say I’m sorry but I’m not.

7. Batman Begins - This was a great flick. Christian Bale is always great, and who doesn’t love Liam Neeson? Not to mention Gary Oldman, one of the greatest actors EVER, plays Lieutenant Jim Gordon as he was meant to be played. This film has it all, except, wait a minute, something isn’t right… Oh Zorgo, Katie Fucking Holmes? Horrible, horrible actress, who was completely horrible in every scene in which she appears in this movie. Some troglodytes will try to argue that this is the best Batman movie. Wrong! Sorry folks, but if Katie Holmes had been kicked out of the audition and they cast, let’s say, Christina Ricci instead, you may have had a case. As it stands, however, your argument is unfounded and will be dismissed by me.

6. Sin City - Since I don’t read comic books, this movie confused me greatly at times. It did, however, feature a serious cast and was shot with some style. Very cool movie, and the sequel is coming out very soon.

5. Iron Man - This one kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I just saw it about a week ago, and I ate 4 Reeces Peanut Butter Cups (best candy ever, and good idea for a new top 10 list!) as well as a big bag of buttered popcorn and a large soda. It was a good night. Robert Downy Junior looks like he’s not gonna be around for too much longer, but the guy can flat out act. Terrence Howard was solid, The Dude was a very believable bad guy, and I always appreciate the acting prowess of the lovely Gwyneth Paltrow. All around quality with some great, not too CGI-y special effects made Iron Man a very enjoyable experience.

4. Batman Returns - Tim Burton should have been put in charge of all the Batman movies and we wouldn’t have had those 2 or 3 crap-fests that came after this one. Danny DeVito was a great Penguin, and I just love the scene where he bites that snobby guy’s nose- classic. I love Christian Bale, but Michale Keaton was the best Bruce Wayne and Batman ever, bar none. Plus this flick featured the man, Chris Walken, as the evil and very slimy Max Shreck.

3. Dick Tracy - When I was little and I saw Dick Tracy, I didn’t like it. My mid was that of a child’s, similar to that of today’s adult, and I didn’t fully grasp what the director was doing and the idea behind the scenery and cinematography. Once I saw it as an adult, however, I realized just how great this movie actually is. Al Pacino as Alphonse "Big Boy" Caprice makes this flick the number 3 greatest comic book movie ever.

2. V For Vendetta - Great plot, great acting; not much else I need to say. I didn’t even know this was a comic book until recently, but the film stands on it’s own- Natalie Portman’s solid acting and tight little posterior don’t hurt either.

1. Batman - Tim Burton, Jack Nicholson, Michael Keaton. I think the Dark Knight will be great, but if it surpasses the original I will be flabbergasted. That’s alls I gots to say about that playa.