Paul Pierce had plenty to smile about as his Celtics closed out the Pistons to earn the franchise's first trip to the NBA Finals since 1987.
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The State - Orphan Show
A sketch from the great MTV show, The State, about a game show that gives out orphans as prizes.
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Flight of the Conchords - Sello Tape
From Episode 4 of the Flight of the Conchords on HBO, here's the video for "Sello Tape".
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The Notorious B.I.G. & Lil' Cease - Wake Up Show Freestyle
Biggie's last freestyle EVER on March 3rd, 1997, with Lil' Cease at the Wake Up Show. This is another one that most people have heard, but never seen. R.I.P. Biggie Smalls.
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The Notorious B.I.G. - "Warning"
The music video for "Warning" by The Notorious B.I.G. from the best hip-hop album of all-time, Ready to Die.
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Besides the main event that everyone is waiting to see, there are some really solid other fights tonight too, including Gina Carano vs. Kaitlin Young, yes that's right 2 brauds in the ring, and one of them is extremely HOT! Here's the full list of fights for tonight...
Televised Bouts
Main Event: Kimbo Slice vs. James Thompson
Middleweight Bout: Robbie Lawler vs. Scott Smith
Middleweight Bout: Phil Baroni vs. Joey Villasenor
Bantamweight Bout: Gina Carano vs. Kaitlin Young
Heavyweight Bout: Brett Rogers vs. Jon Murphy
Preliminary Bouts
Nick Serra vs. Matt Makowski
Zach Makovsky vs. Andre Soares
Wilson Reis vs. Justin Robbins
Mike Groves vs. Joe Sampieri
Carlton Haselrig vs. Carlos Morena
Jim Bova vs. Chris Liguori
Kimbo Slice Fights Tonight on CBS
Besides the main event that everyone is waiting to see, there are some really solid other fights tonight too, including Gina Carano vs. Kaitlin Young, yes that's right 2 brauds in the ring, and one of them is extremely HOT! Here's the full list of fights for tonight...
Televised Bouts
Main Event: Kimbo Slice vs. James Thompson
Middleweight Bout: Robbie Lawler vs. Scott Smith
Middleweight Bout: Phil Baroni vs. Joey Villasenor
Bantamweight Bout: Gina Carano vs. Kaitlin Young
Heavyweight Bout: Brett Rogers vs. Jon Murphy
Preliminary Bouts
Nick Serra vs. Matt Makowski
Zach Makovsky vs. Andre Soares
Wilson Reis vs. Justin Robbins
Mike Groves vs. Joe Sampieri
Carlton Haselrig vs. Carlos Morena
Jim Bova vs. Chris Liguori
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The Beatles - "Get Back" Live
The Beatles performing "Get Back" live on a London Rooftop, in the late 60's.
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Wish I knew the back story here but some cop attacks a cameraman and destroys what the claims is a $50,000 camera. A $50,000 camera? Instead of film, it must record on gold! For the record, I'm pretty sure it is against the law to harass a cop, by putting a camera in their face.
http://www.break.com/index/cop-attacks-cameraman.html
Viral Video of the Day (5/31/08)
Cop Attacks Cameraman
Wish I knew the back story here but some cop attacks a cameraman and destroys what the claims is a $50,000 camera. A $50,000 camera? Instead of film, it must record on gold! For the record, I'm pretty sure it is against the law to harass a cop, by putting a camera in their face.
http://www.break.com/index/cop-attacks-cameraman.html
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Rare Live Sublime - "Garden Grove"
Sublime performs "Garden Grove" Live at the Warped Tour in 1995.
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The Alkaholiks ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Hip-Hop Drunkies
The music video for "Hip-Hop Drunkies" by The Alkaholiks ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard.
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The Hot YouTube Chick That Coors Pays But Doesn't Want You To See
Story from the Silicon Alley Insider - It's become a standard practice in marketing on Google's (GOOG) YouTube: Put up "stealth" ads, then pay some of the more popular YouTubers to "respond" to the ads, in hopes of ginning up controversy and making the original videos go viral.
But in the case of Coors' "Perfect Pour," the beer company didn't love one of the video bloggers they ended up with -- and had her video taken down. Why? Jill Hanner, or xgobobeanx as she is known on YouTube, recorded a video send-up of a sexy-girl beer ad -- the kind of ads Coors is trying to distance itself from.
It turns out neither Coors, nor its agency Avenue A/Razorfish, knew which video bloggers had been hired beforehand--those deals were brokered by video distributor and analytics firm TubeMogul. After we pointed out that xgobobeanx was on the Coors payroll, the beer company and agency went into damage-control mode, and asked, through emmisaries, for us to take it down. We declined, but her video mysteriously disappeared from public view on YouTube. Fortunately, it's still available on blip.tv and posted below.
We can't really figure out what Coors' problem is with the video -- it's totally tame, they're a beer company, and this is the Internet, man. Meanwhile, they're happy to boast that their ad agency paid these other YouTube-ers to respond to "Perfect Pour": WickedAwesomeFilms, KatesOpinion, and spricket24.
I can't understand why they made her take it down, and like the article said, it's a beer company. Either way, Jill's videos get a ton of views, and it really was pretty tame, so what was the problem? Anyway, be sure to check out her Youtube channel at youtube.com/xgobobeanx. She's got some great videos, and is a good friend of ours, so check her out!
But in the case of Coors' "Perfect Pour," the beer company didn't love one of the video bloggers they ended up with -- and had her video taken down. Why? Jill Hanner, or xgobobeanx as she is known on YouTube, recorded a video send-up of a sexy-girl beer ad -- the kind of ads Coors is trying to distance itself from.
It turns out neither Coors, nor its agency Avenue A/Razorfish, knew which video bloggers had been hired beforehand--those deals were brokered by video distributor and analytics firm TubeMogul. After we pointed out that xgobobeanx was on the Coors payroll, the beer company and agency went into damage-control mode, and asked, through emmisaries, for us to take it down. We declined, but her video mysteriously disappeared from public view on YouTube. Fortunately, it's still available on blip.tv and posted below.
We can't really figure out what Coors' problem is with the video -- it's totally tame, they're a beer company, and this is the Internet, man. Meanwhile, they're happy to boast that their ad agency paid these other YouTube-ers to respond to "Perfect Pour": WickedAwesomeFilms, KatesOpinion, and spricket24.
I can't understand why they made her take it down, and like the article said, it's a beer company. Either way, Jill's videos get a ton of views, and it really was pretty tame, so what was the problem? Anyway, be sure to check out her Youtube channel at youtube.com/xgobobeanx. She's got some great videos, and is a good friend of ours, so check her out!
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Clips From the Stern Show - Anchor Fruedian Slip
The local news anchor makes a fruedian slip in her newscast about rate increases, saying "jack-off prices" instead of "jack-up prices". This clip has been heard many times on the Howard Stern show, and like all these other great news slip-ups, is now used as a bumper in and out of commercials.
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NBA TV Top 5: May 30th
NBA's Top 5 Plays for May 30th, 2008. Celtics win, and they're meeting the Lakers in the finals!
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Clips From the Stern Show - Top Cock
A news woman on FOX News mistakes "top cop" for "top cock", and then gets laughed at by her colleague, Shepherd Smith. This clip was originally played on the Stern show early last year, and now is still heard as a bumper, going in and out of commercials.
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Kobe Bryant Takes Down the Spurs
Kobe Bryant scored 17 of his 39 points in the fourth quarter to end the Spurs' title reign. The NBA should be on their hands and knees thanking Kobe, for giving us a watchable finals matchup for the first time in a few years.
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Movie Trailers - Hot To Trot
The movie trailer for "Hot To Trot" starring Bobcat Goldthwait, Dabney Coleman, John Candy(Voice Of Don The Horse), and Virgina Madsen. I know we usually only post new releases, and this is a very old movie, but this trailer is definitely worth posting.
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Flight of the Conchords - Bret You Got it Going On
From Episode 6 of the Flight of the Conchords on HBO, here's the video for "Bret You Got it Going On".
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Stand-Up Stars - Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried (aka Dracula Gottfried) performs stand-up on A&E's Caroline's Comedy Hour, from many years ago.
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NBA Playoff Preview: May 30th
NBA TV's Rick Kamla breaks down Friday's Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Celtics and Pistons. The Celtics lead the series 3-2, and can end it tonight.
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Riley Martin on The Jerry Springer Show
Ahhhhhhh, looook man...The great Riley Martin's appearance on the Jerry Springer Show! This was from even before he ever on the Howard Stern Show, but of course he's spitting the same usual alien routine, and Jerry isn't buying it for a second.
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Kimbo Slice vs. Tank Abbot/Fight Tomorrow!
Tomorrow night Kimbo Slice is fighting "some guy". I say "some guy" because they didn't even manage to mention his name once in the countless promos that have been all over tv. This means 1 of 2 possible things. 1. Kimbo will devour this guy in under a minute. 2. Kimbo will get his ass kicked by a real fighter, with real MMA training, just like my boy Dana White, the president of the UFC says. Don't get me wrong, I'm a big Kimbo fan, but when he's setting himself up to fight somebody with literally no name, I got to root for the underdog. Anyway, here's Kimbo Slice against washed up Tank Abbot.
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Big L - Wake Up Show Freestyle
This is the first time I've ever seen video footage of this classic freestyle by Big L at the Wake Up Show, so it must be posted. You'll recognize it the second he starts rapping.
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Rare Live Sublime - "Same In The End"
Sublime performs "Same In The End" live at the Capital Ballroom, on February 21st, 1996.
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News Of The World - 5/30/2008
Click on headlines to read news article.
Damn Another Damn Crane in NYC
Damn Another Damn Crane in NYC
Stonehenge Found Out To Be 5000 Year Old Cemetary
One of Supposed 100 Un-contacted Tribes
Also Google/Youtube Gets Sued By Viacom
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Red Hot Chili Peppers - Castles Made of Sand Live 1989
The Red Hot Chili Peppers perform "Castles Made of Sand" (Jimi Hendrix Cover) Live in 1989.
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Flight of the Conchords - Mutha Uckers
From episode 7 of the HBO series Flight of the Conchords, here's the "music video" for Mutha Uckers, featuring a guest appearance by Aziz Ansari, from Human Giant.
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This is a hilarious prank pretty much anyone can pull and the best part is the more they fight back the worse it gets!
http://www.break.com/index/gamer-head-tape-prank.html
Viral Video of the Day (5/30/08)
Gamer Head Tape Prank
This is a hilarious prank pretty much anyone can pull and the best part is the more they fight back the worse it gets!
http://www.break.com/index/gamer-head-tape-prank.html
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Weezer - "Pork and Beans"
The official video for "Pork and Beans" by Weezer starring some familiar YouTube faces. New Self-Titled "Red Album" out June 3rd, 2008.
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NBA Playoff Preview: May 29th - Lakers vs. Spurs
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Videos
Andre Aldridge previews Thursday's Game 5 between the Spurs and the Lakers in Los Angeles. Lakers lead the series 3-1.
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Rare Live Sublime - "Pawn Shop Dub" & "Johnny Blunt"
Sublime performs "Pawn Shop Dub" & "Johnny Blunt" live at the Majestic Theater in Ventura, California on November 9th, 1995.
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I grew up in a town where if you were white and Jewish, you could ball. That’s just how it was. As Biggie said “You either slingin’ dreidel tops or you got a wicked jump shot.” Unfortunately, not all people are born Jewish and freakishly athletic. So, without further ado-doodie-do-do (My Bit), here is the cellar of basketball players, or, as we call ‘em, hoopers:
10. Sean Bradley - White and Jewish= Balla. White and Mormon= Hooper. If you’re 7’6 and you’re still total garbage, just go home and clean the ceiling or something. What a useless, gigantic, ugly human being. The only job I could see Sean Bradley being useful at would be as my butler, teamed up with a midget butler. One would clean high and the other would clean low and they would always have to work in tandem and wear tuxedos. Only in a perfect world. Sigh…
9. Tim Thomas - One of my best days as a Knicks fan was when he got traded away. So long, loser. Underachieving, lazy, hideous basketball player who does not deserve to be rich. I should be rich, dammit.
8. Sam Bowie - Sam Bowie technically isn’t a horrible basketball player. His career stats are somewhat respectable. The reason he’s on this list is because he was drafted right in between Hakeem Olajuwon and Michael Jordan. Yes, the Trailblazers passed on Michael Jordan with the second pick in the 1984 draft to take Sam Bowie. Worst draft pick ever. Seriously, choosing him 2nd instead of Jordan changed basketball history forever. And that’s the bottom line, cause DT said so.
7. Adam Schleichkorn - Wasn’t this kid owned by Bill Wennington, a garbage basketball player in his own right. Why yes, yes he was. The one exception to the white plus Jewish equals balla rule, Schleichkorn is regarded as many in the Huntington area as a one trick pony. One dimensional some might say. Yes he can shoot if given about 7 feet of space, but other than that, there’s just not that much there. Plus he’s only 5’7, which doesn’t help matters. At least he had a chain net in his driveway before all the other kids on the block. Way to go, Ad.
6. Jerome James - “Big Snacks” is what I like to call him. He’s fat, he smokes trees, he eats McDonalds, and he certainly doesn’t like to play basketball very much. At least the guy makes $5 million a year to play about 11 minutes/season. Thanks Isaiah, you did a great job screwing up my team for a long time to come. I’m surprised you didn’t offer the MLE to Schleichkorn while you were at it.
5. Froggie - You know that guy who nobody wants to play with because his idea of defense is to smother you and just foul constantly? Where I’m from, we called that guy Froggie. Froggie is cool as shit. Everyone loved hanging out with him, and he was a good, loyal friend. But give him a bottle of vodka and a basketball and he’ll wind up in a knife fight within the next day because he fouled the shit out of his opponent while asking him if he believes in Jesus. Jesus.
4. Frederick Weiss - Another loser poorly drafted, this time by my very own Knicks. And Isaiah wasn’t even with the organization when they made this decision. We could have had Ron Artest, who, as much of a nut job as he is, is one of the best 2 way players in the game today. Plus Vince Carter posterized him while rockin’ a full head of hair! Should’ve stayed on that propecia, Vince.
3. Carlton Banks - We all remember who ran the Bel-Air Prep basketball team, and it wasn’t Mr. Polish Prince, it was the Fresh Prince. Carlton really sucked pretty bad, and he was almost as short as Schleichkorn. Thankfully, just like when I came to the rescue for the Whitman Wildcats, Big Willie came in to handle his business. I always loved that episode because the court is about 15 feet long and the rims are like 7 feet high. Very realistic.
2. Garrett Steinger - No surprise here. Already internationally known as the second worst basketball player, the rumors are absolutely true. He was good when we were 10 years old and nobody could figure out how to guard him because he was a lefty. Unfortunately that trick only works until about age 12. Add on a knee injury and 85 pounds of blubber, and you have your present day Garrett Steinger, otherwise known as the second worst basketball player ever. Which leads us to…
1. The Snake, The Rat, The Cat, The Dog, aka James Catusco - Yes folks, this was even more obvious than the number 2 slot. At age 13, young James loomed over his peers at an intimidating 6 feet and 3 inches of height. And yet, he was never quite able to make the cut. Nevertheless, no matter what Raja Bell might tell you, James Catusco is undoubtedly the worst basketball player ever. And this shall be his legacy throughout all of history.
Top 10 Worst Basketball Players Ever
I grew up in a town where if you were white and Jewish, you could ball. That’s just how it was. As Biggie said “You either slingin’ dreidel tops or you got a wicked jump shot.” Unfortunately, not all people are born Jewish and freakishly athletic. So, without further ado-doodie-do-do (My Bit), here is the cellar of basketball players, or, as we call ‘em, hoopers:
10. Sean Bradley - White and Jewish= Balla. White and Mormon= Hooper. If you’re 7’6 and you’re still total garbage, just go home and clean the ceiling or something. What a useless, gigantic, ugly human being. The only job I could see Sean Bradley being useful at would be as my butler, teamed up with a midget butler. One would clean high and the other would clean low and they would always have to work in tandem and wear tuxedos. Only in a perfect world. Sigh…
9. Tim Thomas - One of my best days as a Knicks fan was when he got traded away. So long, loser. Underachieving, lazy, hideous basketball player who does not deserve to be rich. I should be rich, dammit.
8. Sam Bowie - Sam Bowie technically isn’t a horrible basketball player. His career stats are somewhat respectable. The reason he’s on this list is because he was drafted right in between Hakeem Olajuwon and Michael Jordan. Yes, the Trailblazers passed on Michael Jordan with the second pick in the 1984 draft to take Sam Bowie. Worst draft pick ever. Seriously, choosing him 2nd instead of Jordan changed basketball history forever. And that’s the bottom line, cause DT said so.
7. Adam Schleichkorn - Wasn’t this kid owned by Bill Wennington, a garbage basketball player in his own right. Why yes, yes he was. The one exception to the white plus Jewish equals balla rule, Schleichkorn is regarded as many in the Huntington area as a one trick pony. One dimensional some might say. Yes he can shoot if given about 7 feet of space, but other than that, there’s just not that much there. Plus he’s only 5’7, which doesn’t help matters. At least he had a chain net in his driveway before all the other kids on the block. Way to go, Ad.
6. Jerome James - “Big Snacks” is what I like to call him. He’s fat, he smokes trees, he eats McDonalds, and he certainly doesn’t like to play basketball very much. At least the guy makes $5 million a year to play about 11 minutes/season. Thanks Isaiah, you did a great job screwing up my team for a long time to come. I’m surprised you didn’t offer the MLE to Schleichkorn while you were at it.
5. Froggie - You know that guy who nobody wants to play with because his idea of defense is to smother you and just foul constantly? Where I’m from, we called that guy Froggie. Froggie is cool as shit. Everyone loved hanging out with him, and he was a good, loyal friend. But give him a bottle of vodka and a basketball and he’ll wind up in a knife fight within the next day because he fouled the shit out of his opponent while asking him if he believes in Jesus. Jesus.
4. Frederick Weiss - Another loser poorly drafted, this time by my very own Knicks. And Isaiah wasn’t even with the organization when they made this decision. We could have had Ron Artest, who, as much of a nut job as he is, is one of the best 2 way players in the game today. Plus Vince Carter posterized him while rockin’ a full head of hair! Should’ve stayed on that propecia, Vince.
3. Carlton Banks - We all remember who ran the Bel-Air Prep basketball team, and it wasn’t Mr. Polish Prince, it was the Fresh Prince. Carlton really sucked pretty bad, and he was almost as short as Schleichkorn. Thankfully, just like when I came to the rescue for the Whitman Wildcats, Big Willie came in to handle his business. I always loved that episode because the court is about 15 feet long and the rims are like 7 feet high. Very realistic.
2. Garrett Steinger - No surprise here. Already internationally known as the second worst basketball player, the rumors are absolutely true. He was good when we were 10 years old and nobody could figure out how to guard him because he was a lefty. Unfortunately that trick only works until about age 12. Add on a knee injury and 85 pounds of blubber, and you have your present day Garrett Steinger, otherwise known as the second worst basketball player ever. Which leads us to…
1. The Snake, The Rat, The Cat, The Dog, aka James Catusco - Yes folks, this was even more obvious than the number 2 slot. At age 13, young James loomed over his peers at an intimidating 6 feet and 3 inches of height. And yet, he was never quite able to make the cut. Nevertheless, no matter what Raja Bell might tell you, James Catusco is undoubtedly the worst basketball player ever. And this shall be his legacy throughout all of history.
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The Beatles - "Help" live at Shea Stadium 1965
The Beatles perform "Help" live from shea stadium, in 1965.
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Mos Def Freestyling in the Park
This freestyle (among several others) can be found on the documentary 'Freestyle: The Art of Rhyme', which shows a better perspective on Hip-Hop culture, away from the mainstream and *bling bling* garbage that has flooded the industry.
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Clips From the Stern Show - Captain Janks - Ichbad Von Nutsac
Ichbad Von Nutsac (Captain Janks) pranks C-SPAN. This is the sequel to Balsac T. Baghar.
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Kimbo Slice V. Ray Mercer
One of Kimbo Slice's first televised fights, vs. former boxer, Ray Mercer.
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EPMD - "Richter Scale"
The music video for "Richter Scale" by EPMD.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YKIKHKLr4Fw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YKIKHKLr4Fw
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M.O.P. - "4 Alarm Blaze" feat. Jay-Z & Tephlon
"4 Alarm Blaze" by M.O.P. featuring Jay-Z and Tephlon.
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Mariah Carey, 38 (and still looking good), throws out the worst opening pitch ever, at the Yomiuri Giants v Rakuten Eagles game at the Tokyo Dome on May 28, 2008.
Viral Video of the Day (5/29/08)
Mariah Carey Throws Worst First Pitch Ever
Mariah Carey, 38 (and still looking good), throws out the worst opening pitch ever, at the Yomiuri Giants v Rakuten Eagles game at the Tokyo Dome on May 28, 2008.
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Canibus Army Freestyle
Canibus freestyling in front of a tank, while in the army, stationed overseas.
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"My Generation" by The Who (Live)
The Who performs "My Generation" live an a very old tv show. Before the song, the host introduces them individually, and attempts to mix it up with them a little.
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Guy Takes Kimbo tackle for $100
This guy takes $100 on the streets of South Beach Miami to get tackled by this big guy. Little did he know, that this big guy was the infamous, Kimbo Slice, who crushes him.
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Clips From the Stern Show - Prank Call - Ball Sack Tea Bagger
The video of Captain Janks calling CSPAN, on the International line as Ball Sack Tea Bagger.
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James Catusco vs. Garrett Steinger
James Catusco (Worst Basketball Player Ever) and Garrett Steinger (2nd Basketball Player Ever) have officially played each other 1 on 1, to determine who is the Worst. This video is shot and in the can, and will be ready for you to view very soon. It was a fierce battle, but 1 of the 2 came out victorious. Who do you think is the worst?
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Rare Live Sublime - "Waiting for my Ruca"
Sublime performs "Waiting for my Ruca" live at the Capitol Ballroom in Washington, DC on February 21st, 1996. The audio is very crappy, but either way, any live Sublime video, is still extremely cool.
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Fat Joe - "Watch The Sound" (feat. Grand Puba & Diamond D)
"Watch The Sound" by Fat Joe (when he was about 18) featuring Grand Puba and Diamond D.
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Kobe Bryant Throws Down the Double-Clutch Reverse Jam
Kobe Bryant gets ahead of the field for the double-pump over the head dunk on Tuesday in San Antonio. Lakers lead the Spurs 3-1.
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The Emperor of Outworld is out for more than blood as Sub Zero and Liu Kang fight to the death.
Viral Video of the Day (5/28/08)
Tato Salad - "Mortal Kombat"
The Emperor of Outworld is out for more than blood as Sub Zero and Liu Kang fight to the death.
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Palm Tree Pole Vault
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Adam Schleichkorn,
Hidden Track TV,
Videos
Our friend attempts to pole vault a bush with a palm tree branch on vacation in Florida. Music by Peter Toh titled "Digital Heart".
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Top 10 Plays - 1992 USA Basketball Dream Team
The top ten plays from the greatest sports team ever assembled: The 1992 USA Olympic Men's Basketball "Dream Team", an historic teaming of legendary NBA players for the first time in Olympic competition: Ervin "Magic" Johnson, Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Patrick Ewing, David Robinson, John Stockton, Karl Malone, Clyde Drexler, Chris Mullin, Scottie Pippen, Charles Barkley and Christian Laettner.
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Clips From the Stern Show - C-SPAN - Feminist
A feminist goes into a diatribe about indignities women had to face, then receives a respectful phone call, from the great Captain Janks, as heard on the Howard Stern Show.
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Okay, here are the rules: First off, to be listed among my top 10 crappiest movies evers the movie must be one that I’ve seen (and remember seeing), and second, these movies are going to be pretty recent, because there is a certain cut-off point where movies become dated, and then it is too easy to say they suck (example: “How Green Was My Valley”). Finally, I will list some terrible, terrible movies here (all of them are terrible), but I particularly like to point out some movies that for some reason were perceived as good, when, in fact, they are very, very crappy. By the way, I segway into my lists with “without further ado,” which Schleichkorn is seemingly trying to steal. My bit, pal-o:
10. Hostel - I rented this movie a few years back because Quentin Tarrentino’s name was tied to it, and I trusted him. Little did I know he really had pretty much nothing to do with this movie. Eli Roth is an idiot, and this is one of the worst horror movies, which is already a weak genre, ever! Any movie where you are waiting for the protagonists to die because they are such horrible actors isn’t good (see “Jersey Girl”- so long, Lopez!)
9. Charlie’s Angels 2 - I went on a date with a really hot Argentinian girl to this movie. The movie was horrible, and I fucked up everything with that girl and never got anywhere. I blame this movie. I barely remember it, except for the fact that it was completely horrid. 2 hot actresses and Drew Berrymore and I still couldn’t bare to watch.
8. Get Rich or Die Trying - I wish he would’ve just died trying. You’re a shitty rapper, and you’re a worse actor. How original- a movie about a “hustler” who wants to rap; this guy really has range. Please no more rappers in movies unless their name is Mos Def or the Fresh Prince.
7. Napoleon Dynamite - Everyone loved this piece of shit movie. This would have been good as a 3 minute sketch, but as a 2 hour movie it blew chunks. If the movie had just been Uncle Rico castaway on a deserted island talking to his football, it would have been much better. Weak plot, stupid and unfunny jokes, and a theatre full of people with 74 IQs laughing their ass off. I’ve never walked out on a movie but I came really close here. I smoked many weeds before seeing this and it still didn’t make me laugh, which says a lot.
6. Formula 51 - Samuel L. Jackson is evil. He could be a good actor, but he decided about 11 years ago that he didn’t want to be. Snakes On a Plane was certainly crappy, but I think they at least knew it was crappy. Formula 51, on the other hand, was supposed to be good. It wasn’t. Even Meatloaf couldn’t save this movie, and he’s one of the finest thespians of all time, people.
5. Magnolia - I think critics actually thought this was a great movie, which tells me they’re almost as stupid as the general public. Trying to be smart and being smart are two very different things. What’s the point of this garbage? These people are connected? Great theme, guys. How about coming up with a cohesive story structure that makes me care. Oh yeah, please don’t make horrible, horrible movies 3 or 4 hours long. Thanks.
4. Van Wylder - Ryan Reynolds isn’t funny. This movie isn’t funny. None of his movies are funny. But this one is the worst of them all. Clearly written by someone who has no true understanding of comedy, the script reads like a third grader’s school project. If you are over the age of 8 and thought this was a good movie, please feel free to be ashamed of yourself. You aren’t very smart, are you?
3. Employee of The Month - Not the one with Matt Dillon, which was actually decent, but the stupid fucking movie with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson. Dane Cook is funny on stage, but not on the silver screen. Every movie he’s been in is trash. This, however, borders on unwatchable. Do yourself a favor and never, ever see this movie.
2. Hotel - Who doesn’t hate David Schwimmer? This movie had him, Salma Hayek, Lucy Liu, and fuckin’ John Malkovich, who must have been smoking crack to agree to be in this, and, oh yeah, Burt Reynold’s crazy old ass. This film makes very little sense (which is okay and appreciated if you’re David Lynch, but no one else), and is just overall one of the 2 worst movies I’ve ever been forced to sit through. Why, oh why, God, did you allow this movie to happen? Please strike down Ross now, God, before he does this again.
1. 13 Seconds - Nobody will know what movie this is, and that’s probably best for the human race and our survival. My moron friend, who I’ll just call Chris Garcia, recommended this movie to me. I later found out he gave me the wrong name of the film, and I actually rented this, and watched it, and then had to spend 4 weeks in the psychiatric ward under constant supervision to make sure I wasn’t going to go on a homicidal, suicidal (Sabu muthafucka) rampage. Too bad for society that I did go on that very rampage soon after my release. Seriously folks, if you want to see the worst movie ever made by man, rent 13 seconds. You will be appalled, I promise.
Top 10 Crappiest Movies Evers
Okay, here are the rules: First off, to be listed among my top 10 crappiest movies evers the movie must be one that I’ve seen (and remember seeing), and second, these movies are going to be pretty recent, because there is a certain cut-off point where movies become dated, and then it is too easy to say they suck (example: “How Green Was My Valley”). Finally, I will list some terrible, terrible movies here (all of them are terrible), but I particularly like to point out some movies that for some reason were perceived as good, when, in fact, they are very, very crappy. By the way, I segway into my lists with “without further ado,” which Schleichkorn is seemingly trying to steal. My bit, pal-o:10. Hostel - I rented this movie a few years back because Quentin Tarrentino’s name was tied to it, and I trusted him. Little did I know he really had pretty much nothing to do with this movie. Eli Roth is an idiot, and this is one of the worst horror movies, which is already a weak genre, ever! Any movie where you are waiting for the protagonists to die because they are such horrible actors isn’t good (see “Jersey Girl”- so long, Lopez!)
9. Charlie’s Angels 2 - I went on a date with a really hot Argentinian girl to this movie. The movie was horrible, and I fucked up everything with that girl and never got anywhere. I blame this movie. I barely remember it, except for the fact that it was completely horrid. 2 hot actresses and Drew Berrymore and I still couldn’t bare to watch.
8. Get Rich or Die Trying - I wish he would’ve just died trying. You’re a shitty rapper, and you’re a worse actor. How original- a movie about a “hustler” who wants to rap; this guy really has range. Please no more rappers in movies unless their name is Mos Def or the Fresh Prince.
7. Napoleon Dynamite - Everyone loved this piece of shit movie. This would have been good as a 3 minute sketch, but as a 2 hour movie it blew chunks. If the movie had just been Uncle Rico castaway on a deserted island talking to his football, it would have been much better. Weak plot, stupid and unfunny jokes, and a theatre full of people with 74 IQs laughing their ass off. I’ve never walked out on a movie but I came really close here. I smoked many weeds before seeing this and it still didn’t make me laugh, which says a lot.
6. Formula 51 - Samuel L. Jackson is evil. He could be a good actor, but he decided about 11 years ago that he didn’t want to be. Snakes On a Plane was certainly crappy, but I think they at least knew it was crappy. Formula 51, on the other hand, was supposed to be good. It wasn’t. Even Meatloaf couldn’t save this movie, and he’s one of the finest thespians of all time, people.
5. Magnolia - I think critics actually thought this was a great movie, which tells me they’re almost as stupid as the general public. Trying to be smart and being smart are two very different things. What’s the point of this garbage? These people are connected? Great theme, guys. How about coming up with a cohesive story structure that makes me care. Oh yeah, please don’t make horrible, horrible movies 3 or 4 hours long. Thanks.
4. Van Wylder - Ryan Reynolds isn’t funny. This movie isn’t funny. None of his movies are funny. But this one is the worst of them all. Clearly written by someone who has no true understanding of comedy, the script reads like a third grader’s school project. If you are over the age of 8 and thought this was a good movie, please feel free to be ashamed of yourself. You aren’t very smart, are you?
3. Employee of The Month - Not the one with Matt Dillon, which was actually decent, but the stupid fucking movie with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson. Dane Cook is funny on stage, but not on the silver screen. Every movie he’s been in is trash. This, however, borders on unwatchable. Do yourself a favor and never, ever see this movie.
2. Hotel - Who doesn’t hate David Schwimmer? This movie had him, Salma Hayek, Lucy Liu, and fuckin’ John Malkovich, who must have been smoking crack to agree to be in this, and, oh yeah, Burt Reynold’s crazy old ass. This film makes very little sense (which is okay and appreciated if you’re David Lynch, but no one else), and is just overall one of the 2 worst movies I’ve ever been forced to sit through. Why, oh why, God, did you allow this movie to happen? Please strike down Ross now, God, before he does this again.
1. 13 Seconds - Nobody will know what movie this is, and that’s probably best for the human race and our survival. My moron friend, who I’ll just call Chris Garcia, recommended this movie to me. I later found out he gave me the wrong name of the film, and I actually rented this, and watched it, and then had to spend 4 weeks in the psychiatric ward under constant supervision to make sure I wasn’t going to go on a homicidal, suicidal (Sabu muthafucka) rampage. Too bad for society that I did go on that very rampage soon after my release. Seriously folks, if you want to see the worst movie ever made by man, rent 13 seconds. You will be appalled, I promise.
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Kimbo Slice vs Adryan
Kimbo Slice (Kevin Ferguson) Versus Adryan in bare knuckles street fighting.
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Minor leaguer traded for 10 baseball bats
I've never heard of anything like this, but this is a real story, a minor leaguer named John Odom has been traded for 10 baseball bats. Check out the full story at
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-tradedforbats&prov=ap&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-tradedforbats&prov=ap&type=lgns
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"Everlong" by the Foo Fighters
"Everlong" by the Foo Fighters.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4H0BMfqFP9c
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4H0BMfqFP9c
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Rare Live Sublime - "Date Rape"
Sublime performs "Date Rape" Live at The Majestic Theater in Ventura, CA on Thursday November 9th, 1995.
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Definitive Jux artist Camu Tao died yesterday afternoon (May 25) as a result of lung cancer. Labelmate and friend Aesop Rock announced the passing on his Myspace page.
Tero Smith aka Camu Tao was diagnosed with lung cancer 2 years ago and had been undergoing chemotherapy. Tao was pronounced dead at a Columbus, OH hospital. Tao was a member of Columbus, Ohio's MHz crew with Copywrite, RJD2, Jakki Tha MotaMouth & Tage Proto, The Nighthawks with fellow Definitive Jux artist Cage, the Weathermen and the duo S.A. Smash. R.I.P. Camu Tao, our blessings go out to all of his family and friends.
Rapper Camu Tao Passes Away at Age 30
Definitive Jux artist Camu Tao died yesterday afternoon (May 25) as a result of lung cancer. Labelmate and friend Aesop Rock announced the passing on his Myspace page.Tero Smith aka Camu Tao was diagnosed with lung cancer 2 years ago and had been undergoing chemotherapy. Tao was pronounced dead at a Columbus, OH hospital. Tao was a member of Columbus, Ohio's MHz crew with Copywrite, RJD2, Jakki Tha MotaMouth & Tage Proto, The Nighthawks with fellow Definitive Jux artist Cage, the Weathermen and the duo S.A. Smash. R.I.P. Camu Tao, our blessings go out to all of his family and friends.
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Kanye West vs. Mos Def - Freestyle Parts 1 & 2
Kanye West and Mos Def in a 3 part battle series at Dame Dash's house in London. This is exclusive, never before seen footage. Here's parts 1 & 2...
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While commenting on Hillary's RFK gaffe, Liz Trotta on Fox News Channel first referred to Barack Obama as "Osama" and then laughed that they should both be killed.
Viral Video of the Day (5/27/08)
Fox News Jokes About Killing Obama
While commenting on Hillary's RFK gaffe, Liz Trotta on Fox News Channel first referred to Barack Obama as "Osama" and then laughed that they should both be killed.
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Rare Live Sublime - "Romantic Girl Dub"
Sublime performs "Romantic Girl Dub" live at an unknown time/location, from a surf video.
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Kimbo vs. Huge Guy
Kimbo Slice is the scariest street fighter ever. This clip is a great example, as he pummels a guy who is also huge. After about 30 seconds, Kimbo gives this guy a free shot to his face, which doesn't even phase him, then lands a left hook that drops this guy. Kimbo has already fought a couple professional fights, against some old, washed-up competition, and has even been called out by UFC's president Dana White for not being a "Real MMA Fighter". Either way, he's going to be the first MMA fighter to ever fight on a Major Network, coming up this Saturday on CBS.
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NBA Playoff Preview: May 25th
NBA TV's Playoff Preview for May 25th, 2008 (Lakers vs. Spurs, Lakers lead 2-0).
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"Virus" by Deltron 3030
"Virus" by Deltron 3030 (Del the Funky Homosapien & Dan the Automator).
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5yOqEp9OY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5yOqEp9OY
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"White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane (Live at Woodstock)
Jefferson Airplane performs "White Rabbit" live at Woodstock '69.
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Black Thought freestyling with ?uestlove
Black Thought freestyling with ?uestlove, though unfortunately, it isn't complete but still dope.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=03ybqP7G6Po
http://youtube.com/watch?v=03ybqP7G6Po
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David Beckham scores a goal from 60 yards out on an empty Net.
Viral Video of the Day (5/25/08)
David Beckham scores from 60 yards out
David Beckham scores a goal from 60 yards out on an empty Net.
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Rare Live Sublime - "We're Only Going to Die From Our Own Arrogance"
Sublime performs "We're Only Going to Die From Our Own Arrogance" live in 1994.
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Movie Trailers - "Get Smart" Starring Steve Correll
Bungling secret agent Maxwell Smart (Steve Correll), also known as Agent 86 for CONTROL, is on a mission to battle the forces of their evil crime nemesis known as KAOS with his more-competent partner Agent 99, (whose real name is never revealed) at his side. When the headquarters of U.S. spy agency Control is attacked and the identities of its agents compromised, the Chief has no choice but to promote his ever-eager analyst Maxwell Smart, who has always dreams of working in the field alongside stalwart superstar Agent 23. Smart will do whatever it takes to thwart the latest plot for world domination by KAOS.
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"Me Or The Papes" by Jeru the Damaja ft. DJ Premier
"Me Or The Papes" by Jeru the Damaja ft. DJ Premier.
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