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DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Reverend Bob Levy Saturday, October 27, 2007
I felt a nip in the air last week. Winter must be here so you know I’m headed for warmer climates.

Beetlejuice flew out to California with me this weekend for a few shows. He was in a real good mood; telling me how he just fucked three Go-Go dancers and fingered their butts. That’s a pretty standard day for him. We left from JFK and of course they stuck us in the emergency exit row. The Flight Attendant asked if we’d be able to help in case of an emergency. We’re duty bound because of the seats so we both answer “yes” but this lady asks Beetle a second time. “What is this bitch deaf?” I said yes and we were off to LA!

Coy, the promoter, met us when we landed. He had a camera crew following him around. Film school rejects running around with cameras and microphones making a documentary about some shit. It’s not bad enough these Michael Moore wanna-bes have their cameras in my grill - we’ve all gotta squeeze inside the same sweltering hot van together. It smelled like a lemons cunt, it was unbearable.

While I’m fighting with them for leg room the driver gets a call from his mother to go pick up their cancer ridden cat from the vet. I was like, “Are you kidding me? How old is this god damn cat?” Driver says 13 going on forever. I tell him for thirty bucks he could adopt a cat that wasn’t bald from all the kemo. Beetle starts going crazy when he hears about the cat. He’s screaming that if a cat gets in the van he’ll cut it’s head off and eat it.

We got him some Chinese food instead.

After checking into the hotel it was time for the show. I MCed and the Bleeding Deacons opened for us. The fans were fun and we got to hang some with Rudy Sarso (The bass player from Ozzy), Dio (you oughta know), Quiet Riot and their wives. Mary Jo Buttafucco and her kids came down too, they’re great people. She told me she’s gonna write a book. I say good for her, she should and let thee world know what a scumbag Joey was.

All this socializing I never bothered to check up on Beetle. Little bastard got into the booze again and someone wound up chasing him through the crowd. He stopped dead in his tracks, spun around and yelled at me, “Dude, I’m gonna knock you the fuck out!” And we were off to San Diego.

Not as many friends in SD so we made new ones. Two drunk whores, a real pair of wet messes, asked to suck my dick. I told them that’s not really my thing anymore and unloaded them on the bouncer. The girls got all pissy about it so they tossed them out on their busted assholes.

Getting out of California was harder than getting in. Next morning everyone’s hung over and I’m trying to get us out the door to make our flight but I lost Beetle. I’m yelling at the manager, he’s yelling at me and the other guests are yelling at us because Beetle is lost in the hotel gym screaming at the top of his lungs, “Where the fuck are you?” Meanwhile, the sheik is yelling at the cab driver who came to pick us up cause it’s a flat fee to the airport.

They looked like they might be from the same tribe so I figure the Sheik wanted a discount.

See ya all next week, I’m off to Florida with my girl. I’ll be in Boca Raton at the New York Comedy Club Fri and Sat. All the information is on my site.

Tip of The Week - Chicks might only talk to you at bars for the free drink. Wait till they’re done the drink they’re working on and then walk to the bathroom and wait there until they buy they’re own. If she does you owe her one. If not, she wasn’t going to fuck you anyway.

-Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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The Killers of Comedy are coming to Youtube

Adam Schleichkorn Friday, October 26, 2007 , ,


Subscribe at youtube.com/killersofcomedy. This is the preview video for the Killers of Comedy Official Youtube Channel. Featuring The Reverend Bob Levy, Jim Florentine, Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale, Shuli, Richard Christy, Yucko the Clown, and Beetlejuice, as heard on the Howard Stern Show. Music by Peter Toh provided by youtube.com/musicforyourvideos

I'm in my last year of grad school, and I'm doing my thesis on the Marketing Potential of Youtube. For that, I'm going to be running Hidden Track TV like always, mixed in with the Killers of Comedy, and our New Channel, Music For Your Videos. I felt like it was neccessary to explain these last few commercials, and to assure you that we have some great new videos coming to Hidden Track TV very soon! I also wanted to give a huge thanks to all our subscribers, and if you get a chance, subscribe to all 3 channels!

- Adam Schleichkorn
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DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Reverend Bob Levy Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Hi, I’m Bob Levy.

I’m a Comedian and I recently wrote and co-starred in a Vivid title; Stood Up. Like most people, I love comedy and I love porn, so when Genesis Magazine editor Dan Davis first approached me about combining them I only had two questions: “When” and “How much!”

We started coming up with ideas when I was in L.A. hosting the first-ever F.A.M.E. Awards. After just a few meetings with Vivid and their great director B. Skow, we had ourselves a movie ready to be shot. Those conference calls Dan, Skow and I had going over the script were like a comedy show in themselves. Some scenes we came up didn’t make it past all the producers but when all was said and done we had one really fuckin’ funny script.

I definitely have to give props to Vivid and producer Shylar for the casting in Stood Up. Every one of the girls in the movie is hot as hell, a great sex performer and great actress. Where else but Vivid will you find stars like Savanna Samson, Lanny Barby, Kimberly Franklin, Moni Michaels, Penny Flame and Kimberly Kane? The guys in the movie are great too, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Lee Stone and James Deen. All of them turned in amazing performances.

In the movie I play myself. I’m hanging out at a comedy club before a set. Moni is a big fan of “The Reverend,” and hits on me and asks for my story. So far, so believable, right?!
I start telling her this crazy story about how I got started and ever since I’ve gotten screwed over and over again thanks to my bitch of an agent, Sammi (Savanna). With a ton of hilarious flashbacks, I tell my “story” and we see how some people who loosely resemble some well-known comics, got their big breaks at my fuckin’ expense.

We started shooting Stood Up on a Monday and I stayed at a hotel near the Los Angeles airport (LAX), it was actually called the LAX Hotel. I thought it was the lax hotel as in “relax.” That kinda tells you where I’m at mentally sometimes and what you hear on the Stern Show isn’t all an exaggeration. The first scene on the call sheet was Tommy Gunn playing a young me, just starting out, and Savanna sees my act and wants to sign me. The two of them have a real hot signing ceremony where Tommy signs his name on the dotted line in cum.

This was my first porn set, so I watched the sex from the monitor and couldn’t believe how long the fuck scene lasted. A great scene is in this redneck bar they built. Evan Stone and Kimberly Kane were the focus. I finish my act behind a caged stage while these hillbillies throw shit at me. Then I get into an argument with Savanna outside and Evan kicks my ass and fucks Savanna and Kimberly in a trailer. The sex scene between Savanna, Evan and Kane was amazing. Evan fucked the hell out of both girls, and the babes were really loud as they were sucking dick and eating each other’s pussies. The sex was real and totally natural and Evan came all over both girls and then continued fucking. The whole shoot was fucking crazy and we worked two 17-hour days to complete it. Everyone was having such a good time that no one minded the hours. It really felt like a bunch of friends just hanging out and partying.

Everyone was so great that one night after a long day of shooting we all went down to this club where Savanna joined me on stage for my stand-up act. It was at one of Vivid’s “Comedy Nights” but I’ll leave that wild night to your imaginations for now. Gotta save something for my second column.

Stood Up is easily one of the funniest pornos ever made and something I’m proud to be a part of. Get out there and get this one, because whether you’re a fan of comedy, porn, Savanna, Levy, or whatever, you’re definitely going to love this!

-The Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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