Scifentology II West Coast Record Release Party

Yak Ballz Saturday, February 2, 2008
For all those West Coast heads, come out on February 7th at 9:00 to the Knitting Factory (7021 Hollywood Blvd.) in Hollywood, California for the Scifentology II Record Release Party. The night is stacked with a solid line-up of performances by Yak Ballz, Slow Suicide Stimulus, Scarub, Base One Basic, and DJ Cee Brown. Grab tickets in advance for $12 at or $15 at the door - 18 to enter/21 to drink.

ALSO - The next day, February 8th, there's an in-store signing and Limited Ewok 5mh x Scifentology T-shirt release at the SCIFEN Store, which is located at 1555 N. Cahuenga Blvd.

The East Coast record release show the other night was crazy, with great performances from every person on the bill, so you can definitely expect the same on the West Coast!

Magic Johnson Smokes Crack

Dan Taft
Yesterday, just before the Knicks-Jazz game in Utah, Magic Johnson met with long time friend Isiah Thomas. After emerging from Thomas’ locker room of tears, he was asked by reporters what was discussed. His answer shocked the world, as it is now apparent that Magic Johnson has turned to crack rocks to ease his pain. It seems Magic thinks the Knicks will not only make the playoffs this year, but will be a “tough 7 or 8 seed.” Put down the pipe Magic. He then went on to say that he watches every Knick game, while smoking a shit load of crack.

Well guess what Magic? I watch every game too. But I smoke a shit load of weed while watching, because it would be virtually unbearable to watch such filth any other way. I love the Knicks, because I have no life and I am clearly delusional. But you sir, have no right to make such absurd and abhorrent proclamations, first, without my consent, and second, while smoking so much crack. We’re just concerned Magic- please don’t force us to organize an intervention.

I Got Magic

Adam Schleichkorn
A kid tries to convince his friend that he is a serious magician. Step aside David Blaine. Music by Peter Toh.


New Video & Scifentology II Drops Today!

Adam Schleichkorn Tuesday, January 29, 2008 , ,
The Official Preview of the brand new Web Series by the Killers of Comedy titled "The Promoter", coming soon to the Killers Official Youtube Channel, with music by Yak Ballz titled "ChaChing (Clap Your Hands) from Scifentology II which is in stores TODAY!!! Grab the record on Itunes or in any store.


DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Reverend Bob Levy
Everything is coming up Bob Levy.

I was up early ass ball all this week writing for The Kidd Chris Show which just moved to mornings. If you haven’t heard the show you’re missing out on some good shit. Aside from the usual retards and ball busters we’re got all new bits; people really dig “Kidd Chris Unplugged.”

This week also marks the last week I’ll be living in my ex-wife’s basement. I’m moving out this Thursday to my new place with my fiancĂ©e, Chrissy. I must be the only dick head that goes from a house to an apartment. The whole thing is sad and exciting. Sad because, well, this is my house god damn it and exciting cause the future looks bright for once.

For instance; everything is tops at the Comedy Club. We’ve got some big acts coming through, in fact Artie Lange’s shows are already sold out. If you get a chance to come by you’ll love it, it’s a fucking party there every week. Thank god I’m not drinking anymore because I would probably die there.

Joe Fernandes and my old buddy Geno Bisconte came by this weekend. We had a great time with great crowds and then after we karaoke at the bar. A few of the waitresses jumped up on the tables and started dancing and giving out shots and the place went nuts. Lotta ugly comedians at my club but we’ve got the hottest waitresses. And hot chicks dancing on tables gets other hot chicks all wild and then they jump up and start dancing on tables. Everyone had a blast, it was a wild night.

So wild that when I got back to the hotel I figured I could use a little manual release (thank you, HotMovies) and shot a huge load on the rug of my room. I had to rub it in with my boot, it was so big it looked like someone spilled a bottle of milk on the floor. I ended up leaving the maid 10 bucks cause I felt bad. She was gonna have to put a considerable amount of effort into cleaning my kids off the rug.

We got some good news over at Miserable Men this week when Colin Quinn and Jim Florentine called in. Jim might be back full time with us soon. This Sunday we’ll be on 4-6 est time to do a pre-Super Bowl show.

But the biggest “w” in the Levy column is that I kicked the Xanax; trying to get my shit together and feel better. I’m still on Clonazepam for 30 days and then I go dry.

Next time we talk I might finally have my head on straight.

Go Giants.

-The Reverend Bob Levy

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Yak Ballz - Live at Squeeze Radio Part 2

Adam Schleichkorn Monday, January 28, 2008 , ,
Yak Ballz interviewed, and spits an Exclusive Verse Live at Squeeze Radio, 89tec9 WKCR.
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