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Peter Toh - Wildlife Preview

Adam Schleichkorn Saturday, February 23, 2008
The first official glimpse into "Wildlife", the debut full-length studio album by Peter Toh, coming in 2008. The title of this track is called "Heroes" and you can hear the full version on Peter's Myspace Page at http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic "We all have super powers. We can use them save the world, or we can use them to destroy it. This was inspired by the relentless polarization of good and evil, the unheard cries of the truth under all of the propaganda, and the seemingly super human ability to betray even your closest family member." - PT

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Win a Free Trip to L.A.!

Dan Taft


The CEO of HiddenTrack TV and I, a lowly writer, have decided to write a film. Not just any film either- the greatest film of all time. We are running a contest along with the release of the film- if you can come up with an awesome title for the movie, we will fly you out to L.A. along with HiddenTrack TV to the premier.
The premise of the movie is this- a talent agent is promoting 2 of his longtime friends to become famous actors; however, they are both talentless hacks. And they are extremely demanding egomaniacs for no justifiable reason. One day, the agent runs into a real up and coming celebrity as his local synagogue, and they hit it off. The new guy wants the agent to represent him, which is a huge opportunity for the heretofore unknown agent.
He begins spending all of his working time promoting his new star, therefore neglecting his original 2 clients, who also happen to be his longtime friends. These 2 morons then decide to eliminate the competition, so to speak, and frame him for drug dealing which lands him in jail. The plot moves from there, but you get the picture.
Come up with a quality working title for this film and you can win the HiddenTrack TV "Name That Movie" contest. Enter by March 15th for your chance to win.
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Savage Speaks: Buff Bagwell

Marc Muchnik Friday, February 22, 2008

God, here's a guy that epitomizes why WCW went under. Some of you may not know that Buff Daddy was around Dubya C Dubya since the early 90s, wrestling as a white bread tool babyface named Marcus Alexander Bagwell. He teamed with Scorpio and the Patriot and had a few tag title reigns. One good thing however was that he was a decent, if unspectacular worker. The American Males tag team with Scotty Riggs, while being one of the gayer teams in recent memory with an equally gay theme song, is always a fun thing about Buff to make fun off. Buff was definitely one of the reasons the NWO is so watered down, and that we have people like Mike Rotunda, Vincent and Buff Bagwell. Buff's workrate totally tanked when he joined the NWO because I guess when you're NWO you're damn lazy in the ring, FOR LIFE. Anyone remember Vicious and Delicious? Oh you don't, well then screw you! You can imagine how much worse he got when Rick Steiner (I know, such a safe worker in his own right) performed the neckbreaking bulldog on Buff, and surprise, surprise, broke his neck. This was during a time when Buff would team with Rick Steiner and then turn on him in alternating weeks, This storyline thus made Rick Steiner out to be possibly the dumbest character in an industry that prides itself on characters sporting IQs of 70 or under. Ahh, gotta love wrestling logic. Buff's mother was also involved in some storylines despite being the least likable or talented person ever to set foot in a wrestling ring. And she was being pushed as a face! She was one half of the god damn tag team champions god dammit, what a fucking sham! I still have nightmares of fat Tony saying, Judge Judy Bagwell, Judy Bagwell on a pole, Judge Judy Bagwell, Meh!!!
Buff's the kind of wrestler who 12 years into his career, like Jeffy Hardy, the announcers are still saying what a youngster he is. Buff is the rare wrestler who just got worse and worse as time went by, with no redeeming qualities by the end in a tag team with Lex Luger, Totally Roided, err I mean Buffed. Luger later stated that they used to bully the guys giving the piss test for drugs. I know, I am totally shocked as you all must be. Jesus Christ they had these two yahoos ended Goldberg's WCW career. No wonder WCW lost like a hundred billion dollars in a year. Buff did have a somewhat catchy theme song and entrance (I never minded the hat), and his finisher would have been cool (Buff Blockbuster) if he didn't look like he was going to kill the other person or himself every time he performed it. He was one of the last wrestlers I would have thought would have a chance getting near a WWE ring once WCW folded, but there he was wrestling Booker T in the first high profile match on WWE TV with WCW superstars. Of course, the match was beyond atrocious, making blown spots an artform. The crowd completely turned on the match, and Buff has been wrestling in high school gyms in front of 17 people popping Oxycontin and Soma ever since. Lady's and Gentlemen, the master of the Buff Blockbuster, Buffffff Baaaagwell!!!!!
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What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

Dan Taft Thursday, February 21, 2008

Have you ever seen the show “Entourage”? That’s what I want to be right now; lazy, rich and good lookin’- like Turtle. I hate working. I just like to make up stupid shit and it would be cool if someone would finally pay me some God Damn money for it. I don’t mean to sound unappreciative. I’m happy to fluff for a living, but honestly, how long can you do that for? I swear to Larry David if I don’t become rich and at least somewhat famous soon I’m going to have to put a cap in some postal workers’ asses- you know what I’m sayin’?
Hopefully someone I know will become famous, like how Turtle did in that show on HBO, and I’ll just ride their coat tails and mooch for the rest of my life- I’m looking at you Toh. Now get to work!
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Yak Ballz Interviewed by Philaflava

Adam Schleichkorn

CLICK HERE to check out the new YB interview by Alaska of Hangar 18 at www.philaflava.com
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Thermography

Adam Schleichkorn


Thermography, thermal imaging or thermal video is a type of infrared imaging. Thermographic cameras detect radiation in the infrared range of the electromagnetic spectrum (roughly 900--14,000 nanometers or 0.9--14 ┬Ám) and produce images of that radiation. Since infrared radiation is emitted by all objects based on their temperatures, according to the black body radiation law, thermography makes it possible to "see" one's environment with or without visible illumination. The amount of radiation emitted by an object increases with temperature, therefore thermography allows one to see variations in temperature, hence the name. Source: Wikipedia

The cool thing about our thermography equipment is we literally have to pour liquid nitrogen into the body of the camera. Of course it is a special camera made to accept liquid nitrogen. Our set-up is availabe for hire.

For more cool weird things like this, and one of the largest libraries of Medical Photos, please go to CMSP.com

Music by Peter Toh titled "Witchcraft"
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Who the hell is Dan Taft?

Adam Schleichkorn Tuesday, February 19, 2008 ,
For those of you who aren't familiar with our boot-legged blogger Dan Taft (and let's face it, that's pretty much everybody), here is a 3-part series that is loosely based on his life. It's really more based around his incredibly exaggerated stories of himself, which obviously are much more entertaining than his actual life, but either way, I see it as a proper introduction...





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That's the Way it Goes Posted on OurStage.com

Peter Toh ,
That's The Way it Goes, by Peter Toh on OurStage

Check out one of my older joints from my album "Cleopatra", titled "That's the Way it Goes". Click on the banner above to listen to it!
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Writer's Block


I'm trying to write a blog. You may not know this loyal fans, but I only write to appease the mighty Godfather of Fence Plowing. You see, I am indebted to him. The story goes like this: A long time ago, in a place really quite close to here, I was in trouble. A whole heap of trouble. I owed these rough characters about $250. Problem was, I didn't have $250. The days passed, and I was really looking over my shoulder. And then one day, out of the blue, it happened. 2 big ninja-guys jumped out of a bush I was walking by and grabbed me. They tied me up and threw me in the trunk of their car. I was scared. Real scared. I didn't have any idea where they were
taking me, and all I could hear was the cackling howls of 2 clearly evil beings in the front of the vehicle as they sped away with my slowly dying carcass in the trunk.
Anyhoo, the car came to a screeching halt- I thought I was a goner for sure. But then I heard a loud thump, then another even louder thump. And then, daylight. When the trunk of that car opened I saw before my eyes the most glorious, nappy headed Jew I had ever seen. It was him; the Godfather. He took my hand and helped me out of my compromised position, chopped the binds that had imprisoned me for so long with his bagel knife and I was free at last. Or so I thought.
It turned out, the Godfather had bigger plans for me in mind. This incident was no random coincidence. Oh no, quite the contrary. The Godfather had long sought to use me as a pawn in his grand scheme to become a famous creator of low budget straight to DVD releases starring his talentless friends from his humble Long Island roots. And so it was- from that day forth I was forced into a state of slave labor, ruthlessly forced to type out long and slightly humorous blogs for this Jewish gangster and his goons. But, all in all, I can't complain.
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The Showdown Featured on OurStage.com

Adam Schleichkorn
Shoes of a Beast, by Peter Toh on OurStage

Our Stage is a site that has monthly competitions for music and videos, and lets the viewers decide the winners by a voting system. Our video "The Showdown" was featured on their main page all day yesterday, and is currently #1 this month in their wacky and weird category! Click on the banner above to go to the music video for "Shoes of a Beast" by Peter Toh. You can also go directly to our channels...

http://www.ourstage.com/fanclub/hiddentracktv

http://www.ourstage.com/fanclub/petertoh

http://www.ourstage.com/fanclub/yakballz
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"Out of Range" Live at the Knitting Factory

Yak Ballz ,
Yak Ballz performs "Out of Range" Live at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood, CA at the West Coast Record Release show for Scifentology II. Subscribe to Yak Ballz TV

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DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy

Reverend Bob Levy
I missed you guys last week. That’s bullshit - I was all over the country having the time of my life.

Last Monday and Tuesday I was guest hosting for Ferrall on Howard 101. I was going to be in New York anyway, sitting in on Stern, so me and the guys from Miserable Men lept at the chance to prove ourselves in a four hour prime time slot.

So, after doing our two hour show on Sunday I came back to Philly, spent Monday with my son, grabbed my fiancee, Christine, and headed back to the hotel in NYC. Tuesday morning we did Stern - they brought Christine on and quizzed me on how well I knew her and her family. Since we’re getting married I guess everyone in the studio thought it would be nice to start a fight between us. I got 4 out of 7 which is better than half bad. Unfortunately I got her eye color wrong. I was honest though, I spend all my time staring at her ass I have no idea what her eyes look like.

After the show we headed to the Wrap Up Show with John and Gary then back to the hotel for a nap before we had to do Miserable Men from 8-12 that night. I’m very pleased, we killed both nights and the phones were lit up the whole time. Like I told the guys before, this is the major league, this is our chance and if we fuck up, we don’t belong there. Everything went off without a hitch, though. We have a strong team and the future looks bright. Ferall is an awesome guy for letting us cover for him.

Went home Wednesday, high on life cause I’m clean otherwise, and squeezed in quality time with my boy watching scary movies.

Thursday I had to pick up Beetlejuice and fly out to Washington for shows. While on the plane they gave us crackers and I bit into the bag to open it and my front cap split in half. So I took it and put in my pill bottle, thank God I didn’t try to swallow it.

I was flipping out because I couldn’t go on stage like that, we tried to find a Dentist the next morning but couldn’t get in. The promoter went out and came back with Polident and I screamed at him that it was for old people and to get the fuck out of my room. It wouldn’t hold the tooth in place and I was afraid the tooth would fall out while I was eating ass on stage, there’s nothing more embarrassing than losing your tooth in a fat chick’s ass. So I sent him out to buy Crazy Glue, the glue held the tooth for 4 hours before it fell off again, so I had to run up to the dressing room before the show and glue it in place again, I almost glued my finger to my mouth.

Seattle and Portland were a blast. The fans out there are phenomenal. When I did the blue cheese bit in Portland 3 girls came up, one had to almost be hoisted up by a crane she was so big. When she came up I told Beetle that she was his but Shuli kept trying to push in front.

All in all it was a great time, we flew home Sunday morning and went to straight to Miserable Men, again that night. I had to host the show because Shuli stayed out in Portland, I’m not sure if he was visiting his family or if that fat chick ate him.

Monday morning set the alarm for 5:15 AM to do Kidd Chris, but we overslept and my fiance woke me up at 7 AM. I finally have a few days off and I’ll be seeing the Dentist before my shows this weekend in Baltimore and Pittman, NJ.

Tip of the week- If you’re a fat chick and your boyfriend doesn’t eat your ass, please don’t think I want to eat it. Stay in the audience or by the concession stand where you belong and let the hot chicks come on stage.

-The Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio - Howard 101.

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2007 People's Choice Nominees

Adam Schleichkorn Monday, February 18, 2008
The good people at Stupidvideos.com recently announced the nominees for 2007 People's Choice Best Video of the Year, and I am proud to say that I have 3 nominees in the runnings! The winner gets 5 cream, that's gangsta talk for $5,000. I don't think you realize how badly I could use this money, so I'll tell you...I could use this money very badly!
The 3 nominees are "The Cheese Incident", "The Ham Attack", and "Worst Basketball Player Ever". All I need from you, my loyal readers and fans, is for you to create an account (which takes 2 minutes) and rate these videos 5 stars, and leave a positive comment! If you're too lazy to do so (like Dan Taft), send me your email address, and I'll create the account for you!
Here are the direct links...
The Cheese Incident - http://stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/The_Cheese_Incident_1/#31450
The Ham Attack - http://stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/The_Ham_Attack/#32366
Worst Basketball Player Ever - http://stupidvideos.com/video/sports/Worst_basketball_Player_Ever_1/#45705
 
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