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I'm Just a Dog and I'm Doing Dog Stuff (Music Video)

Adam Schleichkorn Monday, December 19, 2011 , , , , ,
Basically, these dogs are just dogs, and they are doing dog stuff... Woof!
Starring Barry the Rapping Dog, and the return of the Singing Cat, Mylo the Cat. Featuring appearances by Rhett (Strongest Dog Ever), Mush (Galz's Dog), Maddy (Dramatic Puppy), Pitty Pat, Hank, Madeline, Mammy, Scrappy, Sammy, Whitie, Lola, and Roxie.

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The Smiling Cat Part 9

Don't you dare blame me for the continuation of this "series", based on the comments from The Smiling Cat Part 8, this is all your fault!

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Highest Jump Ever Part 2

In the long awaited sequel to the classic viral video, "Highest Jump Ever", Galz breaks another record, and once again shows why he is the most dynamic person on Youtube. While Chuck Norris was busy doing lame ass World of Warcraft commercials, Galz went on a 3 month hiatus, and has come back stronger than ever. Featuring cameos by Cheech, Head, Playground, and Danny B of the Station Softball Reality Show.

Galzed is the new Rick Roll. You have just been Galzed.

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Cat Does a Barrel Roll!

Adam Schleichkorn Tuesday, November 8, 2011 , , ,
Mylo the Cat does a freakin barrel roll!
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It's a Cute Puppy Dog!

Maw, what is that? It's a Cute Puppy Dog! Starring Maddy the Dog.
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Shortest Video on Youtube Part 7

I mean, if you're going to keep watching these, then Mylo the Cat is going to keep freakin making them.
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Dramatic Cat 2012

Mylo the Cat is so far ahead of his time, he's already dropping a 2012 vid.
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Shortest Video on Youtube (Autoplay Extended Version)

Mylo the Cat listens to all your requests, and creates an autoplay/extended version of his classic video, "Shortest Video on Youtube".
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The Smiling Cat Part 8

There were about 3 comments on "The Smiling Cat Part 7" that said they wanted to see part 8, and that was enough for Mylo the Cat to keep this sorry attempt at a series going.
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Shortest Video on Youtube Part 6

Adam Schleichkorn Tuesday, September 27, 2011 , , ,
If you didn't like this one, sorry to waste a second of your precious time. If you did, then bitch yea bro, bitch yea!

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A Cat's Thoughts on Ridiculousness

Mylo the Cat reviews the new MTV show "Ridiculousness" starring Rob Dyrdek.

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Ultimate Cat Tease Part 3

Mylo the Cat gets angry when his producer breaks the news to him, that these Ultimate Dog Tease Spoofs are never going to go viral.

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The Shortest Video on Youtube Part 5

Mylo the Cat thinks it's hilarious that these absurd videos have turned into a series.

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A Cat's Thoughts on Hurricane Irene

Mylo the Cat discusses Hurricane Irene in a rational manner.

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The Smiling Cat Part 7

For some reason, Mylo the Cat continues to keep this "series" of smiling cat videos going.

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The History of my Youtube Failures (As Told by Mylo the Cat)

Mylo the Cat goes over the history of his and Hidden Track TV's Youtube Failures, showing each time that they almost became popular, and also finally providing an explanation on why he is so angry. This is a true story.

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Worst Music Video Ever

Weird and terrible music video, ends abruptly and hilariously. Starring DT, aka the Worst Rapper Ever, and the Creepy Old White Rapper.

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Shortest Video on Youtube Part 4

Mylo the Cat quickly shares his thoughts on Justin Bieber.

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Me Watching Me Watching Me Watching Me

Adam Schleichkorn Saturday, August 13, 2011 , ,
Mylo the Cat's producer steps in front of the camera for the first time in years, to create the first video idea he ever had, which is him watching himself, watching himself, watching himself.

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Best Skateboarder Ever

Galz is officially the Best Skateboarder Ever. Galz's technique is flawless, and he can bust out any trick in the book. Chuck Norris can't even do a kick flip, and is more of a longboard kinda guy. Galzed is the new rick roll. You have just been Galzed.

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Annoying Jerk Cat Part 2

Adam Schleichkorn Thursday, August 4, 2011 , , ,
Although Mylo the Cat is now one of the most beloved cats on the internet, he can still sometimes be an annoying jerk.

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Best Unsigned White Rapper Ever

DT is the... Best Unsigned White Rapper Ever. DT is a legend in the underground rap world, and is pretty much the only unknown dude on Youtube who has been consistently putting out hot tracks for years. You may remember DT from such classics as "White Kid Rapping - Kills it!", "Worst Rapper Ever (Exposed)", and "Creepy Old White Rapper - Kills it!".

Song by DT titled "Lost", off the album "From Mi to Li". Brought to you by Hidden Track TV.

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Mylo the Cat vs. John Basedow

Mylo the Cat interviews the star of Fitness Made Simple, John Basedow, at the Google Offices in New York City.

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The Galz Show - Episode 1

Galz attends the Polar Bear Swim in Long Beach, NY, where thousands of people jump into the ocean, in the middle of the winter. This is the debut episode of The Galz Show, starring Galz, the owner of over 40 world records, and the best athlete ever.

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Shortest Video on Youtube Part 3

After months of writing, re-writing, filming, and editing, Mylo the Cat brings you the Shortest Video on Youtube Part 3.

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White Kid Rapping - Kills It! (Part 3)

Adam Schleichkorn Monday, July 18, 2011 , , , ,
The White Kid Rapping is back with his 3rd freestyle. DT, aka the worst rapper ever, continues to prove that he is the best rapper on Youtube.

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Dog Face

Maddy the Dog has a dog face.

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Longest Putt Ever

Adam Schleichkorn Wednesday, July 6, 2011 , , , ,
Galz breaks the world record for the longest putt ever, in the entire history of golf. Galz has never taken a lesson, and is a scratch golfer, while Chuck Norris tees off from the ladies tees, and 3-putts every single hole. Galzed is the new Rick Roll. You have just been Galzed.

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How to Get Subscribers on Youtube

Mylo the Cat reveals the secret to getting a bunch of subscribers on Youtube, with this fast and easy method.

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The Smiling Cat Part 6

One of Mylo the Cat's ladies reveals some devastating news to him, and this is his reaction caught live on tape.

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Best Levitator Ever

Adam Schleichkorn Saturday, June 18, 2011 , , , ,
Galz pulls off a levitation that's so incredible, Criss Angel and David Blaine are now contemplating retirement. Chuck Norris would never be able to pull this off, because he's all religious and stuff, and doesn't "believe" in magic. Galzed is the new Rick Roll. You have just been Galzed.

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D.O.T. - Verbal Intercourse (Freestyle)

Freestyle by D.O.T. titled "Verbal Intercourse".

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Shortest Video on Youtube Part 2

Mylo the Cat brings you the long-awaited sequel to the Shortest Video on Youtube.

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Ultimate Cat Tease Part 2

Mylo the Cat gets fed up with his producer, as they spoof "The Ultimate Dog Tease". It's really not Mylo's fault for getting mad, he's just a cat, and he's doing cat stuff.

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Most Hated Video on Youtube

Mylo the Cat shows 3 of his old videos, and asks you to decide which one is the... Most Hated Video on Youtube.

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Mylo the Cat on ABC News

A story by ABC News of the recent viral video by Mylo the Cat, called 'I'm Just a Cat and I'm Doing Cat Stuff'. Mtc yall!

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Dog Steals Shoe

Mush the Dog steals a shoe from our friend, and then makes a run for it! Mush, a polar lab who's making his internet debut, is owned by the often-hated internet star, Galz.

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Best Sleeper Ever

Galz breaks yet another world record, and is now officially the best sleeper ever! Chuck Norris wakes up 3 times throughout the night, and might have a slight case of sleep apnea, while Galz can sleep through a freakin hurricane. Galzed is the new rick roll. You have just been Galzed.

@Haters You just clicked on a video called Best Sleeper Ever, and I'm the asshole?

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VIDEO: Rapping Cat Becomes Web Sensation

Who would've thought that a cat "rapping" about, well, doing "cat stuff" could heat up the web waves the way this one has. If this doesn't make your Tuesday morning a little brighter, we're not sure what will.

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How is this Not Viral?

This guy runs full speed into a wooden fence, and smashes right through it!

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I'm Just a Cat and I'm Doing Cat Stuff (Remix)

Mylo the Cat drops a remix of the song "I'm Just a Cat and I'm Doing Cat Stuff". Sorry, we couldn't get Kanye to do it, sorry. Bitches.

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I'm Just a Cat and I'm Doing Cat Stuff (Music Video)

Adam Schleichkorn Wednesday, May 18, 2011 , , , , ,
Basically, Mylo the Cat is just a cat, and he's doing cat stuff... What!

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Ultimate Cat Tease

Mylo the Cat spoofs the latest huge viral video, Ultimate Dog Tease.

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Station Softball Reality Show - Episode 21

Episode 21 - Station play their last double-header of the regular season, looking to gain momentum heading into the playoffs. It's been a long season, and everyone has had just about enough of each other, which causes the team to take their anger out on Galz.

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Best Android App Ever - The Magic App

Galz debuts the brand new "Magic" app, the best android app ever (also available on the iphone). Galz owns a Droid, a Blackberry, and an iPhone, while Chuck Norris still uses a beeper. Cameo by Garrett Steinger, the 2nd Worst Basketball Player Ever. Galzed is the new rick roll. You have just been Galzed.

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The Best of The Smiling Cat

Mylo the Cat shows highlights of his favorite moments, from episodes 1-5 of the Smiling Cat series.

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Cat Runs into Stove!

Mylo the Cat gets a little overzealous during the filming of his Angry Cat series, as he chases a toy running full speed, and crashes into the stove. Mylo was not hurt at all from this video, he's tough as nails, bro.

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Best iPhone App Ever - Get Out of Bad Situations App

Galz debuts the brand new "Get Out of Bad Situations" app, the best iphone app ever. Galz is a master of modern technology, while Chuck Norris still uses one of those old Nokia phones. Cameo by Garrett Steinger, the 2nd Worst Basketball Player Ever. Galzed is the new rick roll. You have just been Galzed.

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Dramatic Cat 2011

Adam Schleichkorn Monday, May 2, 2011 , , ,
Mylo the Cat continues to make a claim for being the most dramatic cat of all time. People may hate, and act like cats do this all the time, but Mylo is the only cat who has brought you drama every year since 2008!

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Rapping Dog ft. The Singing Cats (Remix)

Since the Rapping Dog and Singing Cats have been spending a ton of time working on their new track, they decided to take a break and put together this remix. Starring Barry the Dog and Mylo the Cat, and featuring Cleo the Cat.

Song titled "Ain't No Love" by Solo for Dolo, off of the debut Full-Length Album by Solo For Dolo "The Truth for the Youth".

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Kitty Talking!

Mylo the Cat is a kitty who talks and stuff. If you don't like this video, get over it, I got plenty of new stuff coming soon! Bitches.

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Animal Responses - Drunk Gaming: Mortal Kombat by Alli

Mylo the Cat shares his thoughts on "Drunk Gaming: Mortal Kombat" by Alli. This is Animal Responses.

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Let's Go Yankees!

Adam Schleichkorn Thursday, April 21, 2011 , , ,
Mylo the Cat shows his support for the greatest franchise in the history of sports, the New York Yankees.

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Dolphin Dog

Is Barry the Dog a half dog, half dolphin, or just a tremendous actor?

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The 2nd Annual International Talking Kitty Day

Adam Schleichkorn Thursday, April 14, 2011 , , ,
It's April 13th, and Mylo the Cat is back with the 2nd Annual International Talking Kitty Day, where we translated his original Talking Kitty Video into 20 different languages! Click the links to bring you to this year's videos...

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Hyundai Youtube Musical Shorts - The Pursuit

Hidden Track TV's entry into the Hyundai Youtube Musical Shorts contest, titled "The Pursuit".

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Longest Golf Drive Ever

Galz crushes a driver off the tee over 500 yards, and shatters the world record of the Longest Golf Drive Ever. Chuck Norris uses a 5 Wood off the tee, because he constantly slices with his driver, and hits it only about 175 yards. Galz hits his pitching wedge 175. You have just been Galzed.

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The Smiling Cat Part 5

Adam Schleichkorn Monday, April 11, 2011 , , ,
Really Mylo? Part 5? Seriously? This is getting ridiculous dude. This face better be good, it better be damn good.

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Mylo the Cat is Back!

Adam Schleichkorn Wednesday, April 6, 2011 , , ,
After being shut down for over a month, the coolest cat on the internet is back, and more pissed than ever! Decide which video should be posted next - 1. Mylo Hates Sxephil 2. International Talking Kitty Day 3. Smiling Cat Part 5 4. Kitty Talking 5. Galz Breaking New Records

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A Cat's Thoughts on Charlie Sheen

Adam Schleichkorn Wednesday, March 9, 2011 , , , ,
Since we haven't seen one Youtube video or anything in the media about Charlie Sheen recently, Mylo the Cat decided it was time to address the subject. In this video, Mylo responds to people's concerns that he is becoming the Charlie Sheen of Youtube. We did not use the new buzz word Winning, because it has already become cheesy as hell.

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White Kid Rapping - Kills it! (Part 2)

Adam Schleichkorn Friday, March 4, 2011 , , ,
The dramatic sequel to "White Kid Rapping - Kills it!"... DT is so gangster, that he can rap about Ponies and Rainbows, and still seem cool.

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Station Softball Reality Show - Episode 20 - Alternate Episode

Station Softball Reality Show - Episode 20 - Alternate Episode - The following video is made entirely of footage that did not make the final cut of Episode 20, of The Station Softball Reality Show. This is not a Director's cut, or a Deleted Scenes show, ok well it kinda is, but not really. Let's just stop being jerks about it, and call it an Alternate Episode.

Starring: Galz (James Gallagher), Head (Chris Revell), and Garrett Steinger, the 2nd Worst Basketball Player Ever. Featuring cameos by Mylo the Cat and James Catusco, the Worst Basketball Player Ever. Brought to you by Adam Schleichkorn of Hidden Track TV. This show is filmed on a small hand-held HD camera, with a $0 budget.

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Difficult Cat

Mylo the Cat flips out on set of the video "Dramatic Cat, Again", when he's asked to do another take, and gets in a heated argument with his director, Adam Schleichkorn.

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The Smiling Cat Part 4

Adam Schleichkorn Monday, February 21, 2011 , , ,
Yo Mylo, part 4 already? This looks like the same clip as part 3! Starring Mylo the Cat, the coolest cat on the internet.

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Station Softball Reality Show - Episode 20

Episode 20 - Station's opponent forfeits this week's game, so the team decides to host their version of Fan Appreciation Day, "Drunken Softball". This annual event is where Station members are split up into 2 teams (Team Galz vs. Team Helmet), and then joined by fans for an alcohol-ridden softball game.

After 8 historic seasons, the most dynamic softball team of all time, gives you a candid look at what it takes to be a "champion". Straight from Huntington Station, New York, this is Station Softball... The Reality Show. This is really as real as real gets.
Starring: Galz (James Gallagher), Head (Chris Revell), and Garrett Steinger, the 2nd Worst Basketball Player Ever. Featuring frequent cameos by Mylo the Cat. Brought to you by Adam Schleichkorn of Hidden Track TV. This show is filmed on a small hand-held HD camera, with a $0 budget.

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Response to Haters of my Autotune Animal Videos

Adam Schleichkorn Thursday, February 10, 2011 , , ,
Mylo the Cat speaks on behalf of all his fellow Hidden Track TV stars (Barry the Dog, Larry the Lizard, Maddy the Dog) in response to the haters of our Autotune Animal videos.

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Best Cartwheel Ever

Galz breaks the world record for the best cartwheel ever! Chuck Norris attempted a cartwheel similar to this, and ended up breaking both of his weak old wrists. You have just been Galzed.

Cameos by Station Softball Reality Show stars Head, Cheech, and Playground.

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Ask Mylo

Adam Schleichkorn Friday, February 4, 2011 , , ,
Mylo the Cat finally answers some of your dumb ass questions. Leave your questions in the comment section for Part 2!

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Teh Reel Singin Kitteh

Mylo the Cat's brand new singing cat video made it on Cheezburger, the #1 Pets Website on the entire web!

Mylo the Cat is tired of eating generic brand cat food, so he decided that it was time to branch out from his Singing Animal group, and pursue a solo career. For those of you who don't know him, Mylo is the coolest cat on the internet, and has very small group of very loyal fans, who don't tolerate hater comments. People have been saying that he lip sings better than that weird kid from that 50 Cent video, but we do not agree. That kid is freakin adorable.

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The Real Singing Cat

Adam Schleichkorn Tuesday, February 1, 2011 , , ,
Mylo the Cat is tired of eating generic brand cat food, so he decided that it was time to branch out from his Singing Animal group, and pursue a solo career. For those of you who don't know him, Mylo is the coolest cat on the internet, and has very small group of very loyal fans, who don't tolerate hater comments. People have been saying that he lip sings better than that weird kid from that 50 Cent video, but we do not agree. That kid is freakin adorable.



Song titled "Figure Out a Way" by Blameshift. Support Indie Music and download it on itunes

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Cameos by Barry the Dog and Lulu the Cat. If this goes viral, Bababooey mothaf*ckas!
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Station Softball Reality Show's First Write-Up!

Adam Schleichkorn Tuesday, January 25, 2011 , , , ,

Check out the first write-up on the Station Softball Reality Show, which is now the #1 most shared story of all time on Huntington Patch!

http://huntington.patch.com/articles/keeping-it-real
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Shortest Video on Youtube

Adam Schleichkorn Wednesday, January 19, 2011 , , ,
All these "Shortest Video on Youtube" videos aren't even remotely funny, so your boy Mylo the Cat decided that it was time to step in.

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Excited Autotune Dog Part 3

Barry the Dog continues to collect royalty checks from his original Excited Autotune Dog video, therefore, he continues to make more and more of these videos. He does this shamelessly, I might add. Barry doesn't give a f*ck. BTD ya'll!

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Dirtbag Dog

Adam Schleichkorn Wednesday, January 12, 2011 , , , , ,
Barry the Dog was caught on camera acting up, and yelling dog obscenities at 2 former Youtube stars.

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Cat Penis (Censored)

Adam Schleichkorn Wednesday, January 5, 2011 , , ,
Mylo the Cat becomes part of the first ever Youtube celebrity scandal, when he shows the world his cat penis. Click the annotation or video response for the Uncensored Version.

 
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