Longest Home Run Ever

Galz shatters the World Record for the longest home run ever, hitting the ball 697 feet. Chuck Norris was too busy taking theater classes as a kid, so he never played little league, and clearly can't hit the ball anywhere near as far as Galz. You have just been Galzed.

Fastest Baseball Steal Ever

Galz pulls off the new world record for the fastest baseball steal ever. Chuck Norris attempted the same record, and was easily thrown out at 2nd base. He also couldn't even dream of a head-first slide, like you just witnessed Galz execute flawlessly. You have just been Galzed.