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What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

Dan Taft Thursday, February 21, 2008

Have you ever seen the show “Entourage”? That’s what I want to be right now; lazy, rich and good lookin’- like Turtle. I hate working. I just like to make up stupid shit and it would be cool if someone would finally pay me some God Damn money for it. I don’t mean to sound unappreciative. I’m happy to fluff for a living, but honestly, how long can you do that for? I swear to Larry David if I don’t become rich and at least somewhat famous soon I’m going to have to put a cap in some postal workers’ asses- you know what I’m sayin’?
Hopefully someone I know will become famous, like how Turtle did in that show on HBO, and I’ll just ride their coat tails and mooch for the rest of my life- I’m looking at you Toh. Now get to work!


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