Galz Speaks Out

Galz addresses the public for the first time, speaking out about James Catusco, the Worst Basketball Player Ever, who grew up in the same hometown.

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Fastest Knockout Ever

Galz records the Fastest Knockout Ever in the history of the world. He is now officially on his way to becoming the most storied and accomplished athlete of all time.

Chuck Norris takes up to 5 times as long to knock someone out. You have just been Galzed.

Fastest Baseball Pitch Ever

Galz throws the Fastest Baseball Pitch Ever in the history of the world, clocked at 106 MPH. He is now officially the Fastest Pitcher Ever and the owner of yet another World Record.

You have just been Galzed.

Worst Defense Ever

Garrett Steinger, the 2nd Worst Basketball Player Ever, displays some of the Worst Defense Ever in the history of basketball and the world. Is he worse than James Catusco?

Longest Field Goal Ever

Galz has just kicked the Longest Field Goal Ever in the history of Football and the world, and becomes the owner of yet another World Record.



You have just been Galzed.

Best Jump Ever

Galz has just completed the Best Jump Ever in the history of the world, and becomes the owner of yet another World Record.

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Talking Dog Attacks Again

James Catusco and Garrett Steinger, are verbally assaulted by Betty the Talking Dog, (aka Rapping Dog) for a second time. Betty's reputation and ability to handle the public is now in question, while the two Worst Basketball Players Ever are seen as true class acts.

Singing Chipmunk Cats

The singing chipmunk-style remix to "Kitty Criminal", the singing cat video starring Lulu the Cat, and her annoying brother Mylo the Cat.

Fastest Runner Ever

Galz is officially the fastest runner ever in the history of the world, and the owner of yet another World Record.

Longest Swing Jump Ever

Galz breaks the world record for the Longest Swing Jump Ever!