I woke up 2 days ago with a severe pain in my mouth. Over the past several days, people around the globe have seen me in public places, furiously covering up my mouth. Amid all the speculation, I have remained strong. But now it is time to reveal the truth. My mouth is host to a variety of diseases, but this new development is by far the worst. It seems I have contracted Super AIDS in the mouth. My entire mouth area is infected, and it is not pretty.
Now could this possibly be tied to Britney Spears, and everything that is going on with her? I don't know, but I plan to find out. You see, my little brother recently told me that he had gotten a girl pregnant, and then, next thing I know, Super AIDS. Coincidence? I think not.
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