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Hire Isiah

Dan Taft Tuesday, January 8, 2008

10. You could hire Isiah as a bathroom attendant at a posh night club.

9. Perhaps you might hire Isiah as a dj at your local strip club.

8. Let's hire Isiah as the next president of the United States of America.

7. They should hire Isiah as the GM and coach of the Boston Celtics.

6. Maybe Isiah would make a good judge on American Idol.

5. We should hire Isiah to poison Isiah Thomas with poison.

4. Isiah would make a good prostitute seem sub par at best.

3. I might hire Isiah to eat a medium sized child.

2. They could hire Isiah to fire Isiah.

1. Hire Isiah to hire Jeff Van Gundy to kill Isiah and take back the Knicks!


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