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Top Ten Comedians Ever

Dan Taft Monday, February 25, 2008
I am listing my favorite stand-up comedians of all time, in order, for your benefit. Pay close attention and recognize that these are clearly the greatest comedians, and any one I do not list really isn’t worth paying much attention to. I’m saving you all a lot of time and anguish here, so be appreciative for once in your miserable lives. Okay, here we go:

1. Dave Chappelle
2. George Carlin
3. Richard Pryor
4. Eddie Murphy
5. The one Dane Cook special “Vicious Circle” and some Dave Attell shit
6. Jerry Seinfeld
7. If Bill Murray ever did stand up, it was probably really good
8. Cedric the Entertainer
9. Token Female Comedian
10. I’m Funny

I will prepare more lists for the benefit of your lives in the near future.


Anonymous said...

dane ccok is mad bomb and def. should be # 1 vicous circle was mad crakin, but all his otha stuff was mad crazii 2

Anonymous said...

dane cook is way way way more funny than anybody else and should be rated number 1 in my opinion

Anonymous said...

nah kid, dane cook is mad crakin and thir aint na doubt hes numba one betta change tht quik

Anonymous said...

dane cook is wack, he shouldn't even be on this list. what about chris rock? you ask me, he's number 1 without a doubt. his worst performance would still shit on dane cook's best.

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